For the love of all that is holy and unholy, someone shoot whoever keeps making these Crow movies and putting actors in it that have no right to touch the adaptation with a twenty foot pole. I can see the director and everyone else involved with the movie gathering around a table just throwing names out...here are just a few, that actually made it into the movie.
Edward Furlong (Yep, the kid from Terminator 2)--Hey, he would be a GREAT Crow don't you think? No? Yeah, you're right...but let's hire him anyways, everyone loved him as that kid in T2
Tera Reid (American Pie)
Dennis Hopper
and shall we just put the finishing touches on this latest "film"
Lets add Macy Gray to the movie to just make it...well, lets add some hip-hop to the film
Coming to a DVD player near you...very soon.