Dick to the Dawk to the PhD (via Pharyngula).

Also, I want to join O.o.t.S.S.o.E.R.a.A.A.P..

Also.

I'm so sad that this stuff never made it to production! I would buy a Death Star BBQ and a Jaba Beanbag and Princess Leia Headphones and the Big Game trophies and... just about all that weird stuff. Weird + nerdy = just my style.

(More here.)