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She said that, I said "what?"
A short interlude in Curry's earlier ( Read more... ) -
But then again, just maybe
As you know, I loathe Jane Austen with a passion and would never willingly go to see a film adaptation of one of her books.
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Lost in France
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take it on the chin
I see M Sarkozy has once again gone to the trouble of removing all tall people from a factory he intends to visit. I cannot understand this.
Okay, at 6'4" tall, I am not well-placed to understand it but this should be a man totally beyond self-esteem problems. The correct response to all the following jibes is given in italics.
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And you really don't remember
I see there's a new opera about Alzheimer's, which a spokeswoman promises to be "an accurate and emotional portrayal of the illness".
Only if the lead tenor keeps forgetting the words, love. -
Darling, we are fabulous
As you all probably know, I am (despite being the straightest man in any room) more than a little light in the loafers when it comes to the dancefloor. I will, without provocation, camp it up to the ridiculous extreme whenever the music indicates a real need.
Therefore, here is a contest for all of you. Your mission, should you choose to accept it ( Read more... )
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