A Revelation That I Would Like to Share.

[grrgoyle]

Because I ate some spoiled food, I was in the loo today sobbing. I thought about Dumbledore. I thought about spoiled food

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[reallyquiteevil]

You know, I really don't think I did that, or said that, but cheerio for keeping the spirit.

I would like to note, however, that I am not like you. At all, really. I am not like any of you! I am special! Unique and special! And better than you! I've known it since I first self-actualised and took possession of my dark, dark soul! Oh so much better and specialier! So there!

[waitingfortom]

Are you going to come pay your respects... er... disrespects to your fallen foe?

You are very very special and very unique.

[reallyquiteevil]

What, come waltzing Matilda into the Pillars of Storgé, a place sure to be filled with all of the Order of the Phoenix and the Ministry in such a state of emotional distress and vulnerability that I could perform the full season of the Russian ballet wearing those round sort of woven pads you set the tea kettle on and apricot jam without drawing the least bit of attention and at such a mental, emotional, and moral right angle to myself that if I was to ask for a hanky I would likely receive a large stuffed holiday goose and a gerbil named George, and sit amongst them in a way that implies I feel any slight bit of grief, sadness, anguish, anger, shock, despair, heartbreak, sorrow, or doldrums towards the death of the man I have battled near and far, from the deepest waters to the highest peak, through the changing seasons and the several decades, foe against foe, in the modern classic struggle of good versus evil

[waitingfortom]

I can't guarantee what other people will do, but I certainly won't start hexing you now. If anyone does snap out of their grief enough to notice you and realise they really don't like you very much normally, I'll try to distract them.

Double super secret truce, taken to infinity plus one on--

Doesn't that work out to mean totally NOT a truce if it's the opposite of infinity plus one? Like it's absolutely totally not a truce?

[reallyquiteevil]

Don't ask questions!

[waitingfortom]

... Why do you have that as-- er, nevermind.

[reallyquiteevil]

I'm special!

[waitingfortom]

Yes, yes you are.

[grrgoyle]

For you!:

[reallyquiteevil]

OMG!