A Revelation That I Would Like to Share.
Because I ate some spoiled food, I was in the loo today sobbing. I thought about Dumbledore. I thought about spoiled food.
As I prayed to The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead Us to the Path of Dark (!!), The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!) responded. He did this under the clever guise of a stomach growling!
He told me (through my stomach growl) that everyone was like an appetizer. Me, I am a Treacle Tart. I am fat and delicious, but full of juice for the The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!). The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!) is like a piece of overcooked drumstick. Outside he is callous and Dark, but inside he is made of squishy flesh and bone like the rest of us. He smells like chicken. Dumbledore? He is like an acid pop. A tall, flexible Acid Pop. Except with hair, so you can't eat him.
One moment we can be fresh and tasty, the next moment, SPOILED. Lying in a bathtub, with maggots crawling in and out and a rubber duck bobbing around sadly to and fro and fro again.
...Dumbledore.
As I prayed to The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead Us to the Path of Dark (!!), The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!) responded. He did this under the clever guise of a stomach growling!
He told me (through my stomach growl) that everyone was like an appetizer. Me, I am a Treacle Tart. I am fat and delicious, but full of juice for the The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!). The Dark Lord and Savior That Will Lead us to the Path of Dark (!!) is like a piece of overcooked drumstick. Outside he is callous and Dark, but inside he is made of squishy flesh and bone like the rest of us. He smells like chicken. Dumbledore? He is like an acid pop. A tall, flexible Acid Pop. Except with hair, so you can't eat him.
One moment we can be fresh and tasty, the next moment, SPOILED. Lying in a bathtub, with maggots crawling in and out and a rubber duck bobbing around sadly to and fro and fro again.
...Dumbledore.