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Dear Dark Lord,
I like converting people! Anything in the name of Voldemort, our Lord and Savior that will Lead us to the Path of Dark, I normally find fun! But when my best mate's mate's younger brother, Dennis starts insulting my beliefs by calling the Dark Lord "Moldywart", coloring all over my Buddy Death Eater pamphlets, and sticking notes on my back that says, "I'm a Junior Death Eater, kick me!" and "I have a third nipple on my CENSORED" I begin to think, whether all the mess I go through for a conversion is all that worth it.
I have tried to go into Colin's room, but the door is locked. There's a lot of noise, some rustling and a rip. They must be having a pillow fight, and I am missing all the fun.
All because I have been working on converting Dennis!
Oh, what a miserable day.
Lost in England,
Gregory Goyle
xoxo
I like converting people! Anything in the name of Voldemort, our Lord and Savior that will Lead us to the Path of Dark, I normally find fun! But when my best mate's mate's younger brother, Dennis starts insulting my beliefs by calling the Dark Lord "Moldywart", coloring all over my Buddy Death Eater pamphlets, and sticking notes on my back that says, "I'm a Junior Death Eater, kick me!" and "I have a third nipple on my CENSORED" I begin to think, whether all the mess I go through for a conversion is all that worth it.
I have tried to go into Colin's room, but the door is locked. There's a lot of noise, some rustling and a rip. They must be having a pillow fight, and I am missing all the fun.
All because I have been working on converting Dennis!
Oh, what a miserable day.
Lost in England,
Gregory Goyle
xoxo