baby: the other white meat

[growlingturtlez]

Renee: "My mom has a boyfriend. He lives in Rhode Islande. His name's Paul."
Me: "Yeah?"
Renee: "He's cool. His son just had a baby this week."
Me: "So if your mom and him get married, that'll make you an...aunt?"
Renee: "A murderer. I hate children. No, better yet: a cannibal."