Egotistical Bulgarian.
I heard you tonight. I had ONE lousy plate and fucking fork in the sink. ONE that had been sitting there for a couple of hours so that I could relax, enjoy myself and chill for a while. You came in, and I heard you say "How Hard is it to put away a plate?" Then your friend mentioned to you that I was in fact, home. Then you started speaking in german. No I don't speak the language, but oh my god, how fucking rude. I know you were talking about me! He wouldn't have asked you if I spoke german (I know that sentence if little else in the language) if you didn't need to keep things private. You both were speaking english when you walked in.
I know you want to keep the place clean. That is so awesome, a very good goal that I agree with. However, you're a fucking nazi! You posted rules, who in God's name gave you the right to dictate?! You also need to not touch my stuff again. I know it was only a pitcher and cups, but do not touch my stuff unless you need to move it, it's in your way or something. Ask me, and I will happily move things, but do NOT move my things without my permission ever again. I'm human, unlike your ass I have a life that doesn't include washing dishes the second they get dirty. I rinse them but I may leave them in the sink a day or two, and guess what? There is NOTHING wrong with that you dumb bitch! One more incident, and I'm going to say something to you. I am so very sick of your shit. Grow the hell up. Real people make compromises because not everyone behaves the same damn way!
I know you want to keep the place clean. That is so awesome, a very good goal that I agree with. However, you're a fucking nazi! You posted rules, who in God's name gave you the right to dictate?! You also need to not touch my stuff again. I know it was only a pitcher and cups, but do not touch my stuff unless you need to move it, it's in your way or something. Ask me, and I will happily move things, but do NOT move my things without my permission ever again. I'm human, unlike your ass I have a life that doesn't include washing dishes the second they get dirty. I rinse them but I may leave them in the sink a day or two, and guess what? There is NOTHING wrong with that you dumb bitch! One more incident, and I'm going to say something to you. I am so very sick of your shit. Grow the hell up. Real people make compromises because not everyone behaves the same damn way!