It could be said that the snow and I do not have a chummy relationship. It seems to have a seething disdain for all human life and I, though some have argued to the contrary, am all too human. I've gone on record as saying that "Snow is nice to visit, but terrible when it visits you." Such is generally the case, but in recent years I've had such ( Read more... )

But today a state of emergency was actually declared ( Read more... )

Except for the state of emergency, because "Holy shit! It's going to get down to 20 tonight!"
What, like Fahrenheit?
"Ya man! It's freezing out there."
No kidding, I bet this is what Neptune feels like.
"12 degrees below freezing man, plus wind chill!"
I know, it's like a Neptunian winter out there. I'm not even going to look outside, that's how ( Read more... )