survey
Do you smoke weed regularly?
no. also never. Although in the summertime I am known to trim the weeds around my house.
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Sadly I turned down slews of women in the past week who wanted that exact same activity from me. But I had my image to think of, because I don't want to go around looking like some male floozy.
Miss someone?
No. Not on a romantic sense anyways. My friend Jamie is spending the week in Brookville quitting smoking. She'll stay strong and come back cig free, and a ninja.
How's your ex doing?
They are having a hard time dealing with life without me. I leave behind a league of scorned women. They are an army of the broken hearted.
Is there someone you want to fight?
The Easter Bunny. First Santa took away Christmas from Jesus, and now the Easter bunny ripping easter away from him too? That can no longer go unpunished. I mean we can forgive Santa because he gives us presents. But all the Easter Bunny gives us is colored eggs. Can I even eat those? So now he's ruining food too? What an asshole.
Do you like someone right now?
No one. The prize of my affection is a hard hill to climb. I mean a girl has to fight hard to get through the juggernaught of obstacles to reach my attention. I have the course set up in my back yard, so it could happen any time.
Song playing?
Mahna Mahna - Cake. Cake is just such an awesome band. I could fill my entire Jukebox with thier glory. This cake is no lie.
What is your favorite ice cream?
Cookie Dough. Dairy Queens in the Chicagoland area know my vengence. I've seen my photo plastered behind thier counters in an attempt to thrwart me.
What's annoying you right now?
Vista. But thanks to John it's running worlds better, thanks to him turning of Vista's UAC. He earned a sandwhich. Delicious subway is an epic prize. A prize with bannana peppers.
Who did you ride in a car with last besides your family?
Bob, and it was horribly terrifying. His "What would you rather do?" questions are something you would never put your body through, or wish apon any other human being.
Are you tired?
Not in the slightest. Caffeine is God's greatest gift, you know other than Christ.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
The color of 5 super bowl rings baby. Also if glory was a color, it would be that.
Last show you watched?
Football is not a show, so it would have to be My Redneck Wedding. We do many refined things at Jamies.
Are you friends with your most recent ex?
I prefer not to contact any of my estranged romances. I mean just the sight of me would send them into a downward spiral of pain and longing. Do you really want to do that to them?
How would you describe your style?
Average Joe meets nerd. I craft myself to be very approachable, and then when they least expect it I slam down the awesome.
Do you wear any jewelry?
I am very anti bling. No rings, no chains, and no hats. Do hats count? I think they should count. Any accessory is under scruntiny here.
Do you sing in the shower?
Never. I think singing should only be done in appropiate designated areas like the studio, stage, church, and that talented hobo at the airport.
Has anyone ever made a poem for you?
No, Never. I live a sad incomplete life.
When did you first start noticing the opposite sex?
What kind of smutty survey is this? What is the next question gonna be, "What amount of monotary compesation would you accept for deviant acts?" About $350
Do you still go to school?
I am an etneral college student. Degrees and debt continue to stack, until I figure out what field needs my incredible skills. Or non skills....
Where is your sister right now?
Probably dominating Law School. Showing the other law students what real talent looks like. When she graduates I plan on going on a slew of crimes. I hope she helps me, when I pull the greatest donut robbery of all time.
Are you going anywhere in life?
Circles.
Do you like your cell phone?
I love my phone. It opens to another screen and full keyboard. It also has unlimited texts, gps, and internet. It is lord of most other phones.
Last person you text messaged?
Crooks.
What's the closest white thing to you?
All of New Lenox. Oh I'm such a card.
What does your 7th text message in your inbox say?
Absolutely nothing, because I deleted my inbox this morning. Don't want the conspiracy knowing my comings and goings.
Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yeah, uh sure. All the time..uh, by my hordes of womens. You guys aren't still buyint this are you?
who’s the second person under 'E' in your phone book?
The only E I have in my phone book is Eric. Eric went out and kicked the ass of every other E in my phone book. Now I only get to see them in the hospital. Eric is very E dominant.
Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Yeah they're great.
who’s the first person in your a phonebook?
Oddly enough it's Alex. A friend I don't see anymore really.
Do you own anything by the brand name Coach?
What is this world coming to? I mean some days I just sit and really think about it when I drink a delicious Pepsi, or smell the fresh clean scent of Tide, or clean up big spills with Brawny.
Describe your room?
It is a dark nerd laboratory.
Describe your bed?
A very comfortable place to sleep.
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
For like 5 seconds. Then I wondered what the hell is wrong with me. I can barely talk to other people let alone mold minds. I did take an education class at one of my many colleges, where I kicked every kids ass at kick ball. Eat that little kid! Playground revenge and phyical sport domination is what I was serving on the playground that day.
Do you watch rob & big?
No but I hear those two words from females all the time.
Is there a show you can’t wait to come back on?
The Office. The wait for it's return is intensly awful. Stop being dicks NBC.
Ever been stuck in an elevator?
No, and I hope I never will. Pain for me would be trying to make small talk for 3 hours. Trapped next to stressed and freaked out people in a steel box is on the bottom of my list of things to do.
What do your cousins call you?
Probably my name? What kind of survey is this? Did you run out of decent questions to ask me? I am very dissapointed in you.
First thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Honestly, First I try to see how cool they are. Seconds, breasts.
Favorite physical feature on yourself?
I guess my hair could be cool, if I ever did anything with it. Jamie is a hair wizard.
Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
Life sometimes can be a dark bottomless pit.
What did you last eat?
Greatness. Or tuna, it's hard to remember.
Own anything that says 'ecko' or 'ecko red'?
Does it look like I'm total douchebag? Well you really can't see me because your sitting at a computer looking at myspace. Trust me, not a douchebag.
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, I'm as clean as the day I left the womb. Ah the womb, Gods oven.
Do you ever stop at dunkin donuts?
I haven't really been to one in 9 years. I used to make countless trips when I used hang with Ol' Jamie Grabo.
Do you like to wear sweatpants?
My informal pants are a magical middle man between sweatpants and pjs.
Obsessions?
I have my finger in many a pies.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
I am also anti flesh bling.
Have you ever been arrested?
Affirmative. Awesome Lincoln Way put me in the tank for visiting teachers, saying I was tresspassing. So what were you in for? Murder, or seeing how Mr. Reiley was?
no. also never. Although in the summertime I am known to trim the weeds around my house.
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Sadly I turned down slews of women in the past week who wanted that exact same activity from me. But I had my image to think of, because I don't want to go around looking like some male floozy.
Miss someone?
No. Not on a romantic sense anyways. My friend Jamie is spending the week in Brookville quitting smoking. She'll stay strong and come back cig free, and a ninja.
How's your ex doing?
They are having a hard time dealing with life without me. I leave behind a league of scorned women. They are an army of the broken hearted.
Is there someone you want to fight?
The Easter Bunny. First Santa took away Christmas from Jesus, and now the Easter bunny ripping easter away from him too? That can no longer go unpunished. I mean we can forgive Santa because he gives us presents. But all the Easter Bunny gives us is colored eggs. Can I even eat those? So now he's ruining food too? What an asshole.
Do you like someone right now?
No one. The prize of my affection is a hard hill to climb. I mean a girl has to fight hard to get through the juggernaught of obstacles to reach my attention. I have the course set up in my back yard, so it could happen any time.
Song playing?
Mahna Mahna - Cake. Cake is just such an awesome band. I could fill my entire Jukebox with thier glory. This cake is no lie.
What is your favorite ice cream?
Cookie Dough. Dairy Queens in the Chicagoland area know my vengence. I've seen my photo plastered behind thier counters in an attempt to thrwart me.
What's annoying you right now?
Vista. But thanks to John it's running worlds better, thanks to him turning of Vista's UAC. He earned a sandwhich. Delicious subway is an epic prize. A prize with bannana peppers.
Who did you ride in a car with last besides your family?
Bob, and it was horribly terrifying. His "What would you rather do?" questions are something you would never put your body through, or wish apon any other human being.
Are you tired?
Not in the slightest. Caffeine is God's greatest gift, you know other than Christ.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
The color of 5 super bowl rings baby. Also if glory was a color, it would be that.
Last show you watched?
Football is not a show, so it would have to be My Redneck Wedding. We do many refined things at Jamies.
Are you friends with your most recent ex?
I prefer not to contact any of my estranged romances. I mean just the sight of me would send them into a downward spiral of pain and longing. Do you really want to do that to them?
How would you describe your style?
Average Joe meets nerd. I craft myself to be very approachable, and then when they least expect it I slam down the awesome.
Do you wear any jewelry?
I am very anti bling. No rings, no chains, and no hats. Do hats count? I think they should count. Any accessory is under scruntiny here.
Do you sing in the shower?
Never. I think singing should only be done in appropiate designated areas like the studio, stage, church, and that talented hobo at the airport.
Has anyone ever made a poem for you?
No, Never. I live a sad incomplete life.
When did you first start noticing the opposite sex?
What kind of smutty survey is this? What is the next question gonna be, "What amount of monotary compesation would you accept for deviant acts?" About $350
Do you still go to school?
I am an etneral college student. Degrees and debt continue to stack, until I figure out what field needs my incredible skills. Or non skills....
Where is your sister right now?
Probably dominating Law School. Showing the other law students what real talent looks like. When she graduates I plan on going on a slew of crimes. I hope she helps me, when I pull the greatest donut robbery of all time.
Are you going anywhere in life?
Circles.
Do you like your cell phone?
I love my phone. It opens to another screen and full keyboard. It also has unlimited texts, gps, and internet. It is lord of most other phones.
Last person you text messaged?
Crooks.
What's the closest white thing to you?
All of New Lenox. Oh I'm such a card.
What does your 7th text message in your inbox say?
Absolutely nothing, because I deleted my inbox this morning. Don't want the conspiracy knowing my comings and goings.
Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yeah, uh sure. All the time..uh, by my hordes of womens. You guys aren't still buyint this are you?
who’s the second person under 'E' in your phone book?
The only E I have in my phone book is Eric. Eric went out and kicked the ass of every other E in my phone book. Now I only get to see them in the hospital. Eric is very E dominant.
Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Yeah they're great.
who’s the first person in your a phonebook?
Oddly enough it's Alex. A friend I don't see anymore really.
Do you own anything by the brand name Coach?
What is this world coming to? I mean some days I just sit and really think about it when I drink a delicious Pepsi, or smell the fresh clean scent of Tide, or clean up big spills with Brawny.
Describe your room?
It is a dark nerd laboratory.
Describe your bed?
A very comfortable place to sleep.
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
For like 5 seconds. Then I wondered what the hell is wrong with me. I can barely talk to other people let alone mold minds. I did take an education class at one of my many colleges, where I kicked every kids ass at kick ball. Eat that little kid! Playground revenge and phyical sport domination is what I was serving on the playground that day.
Do you watch rob & big?
No but I hear those two words from females all the time.
Is there a show you can’t wait to come back on?
The Office. The wait for it's return is intensly awful. Stop being dicks NBC.
Ever been stuck in an elevator?
No, and I hope I never will. Pain for me would be trying to make small talk for 3 hours. Trapped next to stressed and freaked out people in a steel box is on the bottom of my list of things to do.
What do your cousins call you?
Probably my name? What kind of survey is this? Did you run out of decent questions to ask me? I am very dissapointed in you.
First thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Honestly, First I try to see how cool they are. Seconds, breasts.
Favorite physical feature on yourself?
I guess my hair could be cool, if I ever did anything with it. Jamie is a hair wizard.
Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
Life sometimes can be a dark bottomless pit.
What did you last eat?
Greatness. Or tuna, it's hard to remember.
Own anything that says 'ecko' or 'ecko red'?
Does it look like I'm total douchebag? Well you really can't see me because your sitting at a computer looking at myspace. Trust me, not a douchebag.
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, I'm as clean as the day I left the womb. Ah the womb, Gods oven.
Do you ever stop at dunkin donuts?
I haven't really been to one in 9 years. I used to make countless trips when I used hang with Ol' Jamie Grabo.
Do you like to wear sweatpants?
My informal pants are a magical middle man between sweatpants and pjs.
Obsessions?
I have my finger in many a pies.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
I am also anti flesh bling.
Have you ever been arrested?
Affirmative. Awesome Lincoln Way put me in the tank for visiting teachers, saying I was tresspassing. So what were you in for? Murder, or seeing how Mr. Reiley was?