Dedicated to my dearest frienemy, cranedance , who inflicted this book upon hobbitdragon as some form of demented joke for Christmas, without having read the thing in its entirety.  Darling, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I shall begin with a gentle overview of what passes for this abomination's cover. Vertically juxtaposed, a bald cartoon faces off with the ( Read more... )

Things I did today ( Read more... )

I always seem to be up at ungodly hours on this particular day. Not sure why ( Read more... )

The other night, I walked past about 200 people in Santa costumes, carrying various musical instruments through the fog. Ten minutes later, a straggling Santa and his helper elf kindly asked me if I'd seen their party, and I directed them in the way I'd come.

Only in Portland.

I love this holiday. Hopefully I'll get a chance to enjoy it this year, costume or no ( Read more... )

Tell me why when two dudes go out to buy liquer for New Year's, and there are about three people in the house, and maybe a few other friends attending, they end up buying enough alcohol to open up a bar ( Read more... )

All I have to say is, Oregon fireworks SUCK. XD ( Read more... )

Er...well, I considered drawing a Valentine's day picture...

I ended up with this:


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And apparently someone just dragged in something outrageous.

Ah, New Year's. O_O

Oh Gods...please tell me that it isn't a karaoke machine....

Happy Birthday to you ( Read more... )