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Ive had a pretty good few weeks. I spent alot of time drinking, I have more time to do things like that since I quit my lame job. We had an adventure last week drinking and playing poker. I got my eyebrow pierced -again- between hands, good times.
Kelly was gonna get hers done too but she freaked out when Tank rushed her into trying to do it. Shes real scared of needles. So I did it for her, it turned out nice. She needed a larger barbell though the one I put in it was making her eye swell because it was too tight. Shes happy with it and that makes me happy.
I finally got rid of my pimped caddy, I dont have money to dump into a car and it needed work. Some black guy drove all the way from grand rapids for it. Good riddance, I was too white for that ride.
I boxed with Wellman yesterday, that was a trip. I was real drunk and that house has really slippery floors, so i kept hitting Wellman and falling in the vomit/beer/dirt/blood/paint mixture that is all over the linoleum. Wellman gave up so that makes me the victor. Jeff traded his life for a half gallon of jack daniels, PK now owns him. Once he turns 70, which is another 49 years from now, he will have to pay a dollar a day to live. 200% interest rate if late. We will be there to end Jeff. Hes excited about it. The "life ending session" can not exceed 20 minutes, thats a long time to suffer. Especially for a senior citizen....
Kelly has sand in her vagina for some reason today, I guess its just a phase. Its not my fault, shes the one with the raging hormones - or something like that.
Kelly was gonna get hers done too but she freaked out when Tank rushed her into trying to do it. Shes real scared of needles. So I did it for her, it turned out nice. She needed a larger barbell though the one I put in it was making her eye swell because it was too tight. Shes happy with it and that makes me happy.
I finally got rid of my pimped caddy, I dont have money to dump into a car and it needed work. Some black guy drove all the way from grand rapids for it. Good riddance, I was too white for that ride.
I boxed with Wellman yesterday, that was a trip. I was real drunk and that house has really slippery floors, so i kept hitting Wellman and falling in the vomit/beer/dirt/blood/paint mixture that is all over the linoleum. Wellman gave up so that makes me the victor. Jeff traded his life for a half gallon of jack daniels, PK now owns him. Once he turns 70, which is another 49 years from now, he will have to pay a dollar a day to live. 200% interest rate if late. We will be there to end Jeff. Hes excited about it. The "life ending session" can not exceed 20 minutes, thats a long time to suffer. Especially for a senior citizen....
Kelly has sand in her vagina for some reason today, I guess its just a phase. Its not my fault, shes the one with the raging hormones - or something like that.