“O, Somnus,
divine repose of all things!
Gentlest of the deities!
Peace to the troubled mind,
from which you drive the cares of life.
Restorer of men's strength
when wearied with the toils of day.”

It ain't workin'.

I have been praticing my guitar more lately and have been searching for new songs to learn that I would enjoy playing. I came across this:

Outkast's 'Hey Ya'

I want to be that guy.

Stronger! stronger! grow they all,
Who for Coca-Cola call.
Brighter! brighter! thinkers think,
When they Coca-Cola drink.

-- Coca-Cola advertising slogan, 1896

I don't know why this made me smile so much, but it did.

Punctuation is important.

Million dollar comma.

After writing a rant and deleting it several times, I have decided to put my continuing work frustrations down in haiku.

You pose a question
You frown at my responses
I have work to do

Unfortunately, those that I work with that may actually read this would not need this info, but anyways ( Read more... )

I disembarked from the shuttle with a couple of my minions this morning and went into the corner store because they needed to acquire foodstuffs.

While they waited in line I had a moment to browse the beverage fridge. I was hoping to see Sugar-Free Full Throttle, but instead I saw *this*.

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Rockstar, the makers of Grand Theft Auto, Smuggler's Run, and Max Payne have released another game.

Table Tennis.

Just plain ol' ping pong? I anticipate a mod where the players are nude and you are playing with someone eyeballs or something.

Warning! Don't click the link below if you do not want to see pictures of the deceased man from yesterday!

I made a slideshow from the pictures one of my colleagues took.

Again, this is right outside the window on the far end of the room I am trying to work in.

Slideshow of corpse being removed from vehicle.