Hell YES motherfuckers! It's May 5th! Cinco de Mayo! Time to get LIT! Who's having a party? I maaaaaaay have started a liiittle early.

Ohh man I am soo fuckin' drunk right now. Happy new years, everoyne! Even you Simmons. Your not that bad. Y'know. When you can find the pliers to pull that stick outta yer ass. Wait. Pliers ( Read more... )

Man, life is great without Sarge around. I'm totally digging not getting shot at and yelled at and called "dirtbag" all the time. I think I'm gonna kick back with a fifth of vodka and a package of twinkies and call it a weekend.

Being this awesome is hard work.