The Zombocalypse continues

[greymalkin]

Seriously, this is beginning to sound exactly like the lead-in to a zombie flick.

First, it has been revealed that when ordered to stop eating the other man's face, our Patient Z (identified as one Rudy Eugene) merely "looked up at them and growled" - again, even after having been shot

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[photopagan]

Ok.

That's it.

AR-15 in the living room.

AK-47s in the kitchen and dining rooms.

AKU-94 in the bathroom.

M12 by the backdoor.

HK-91 strapped into the front seat of my car.

Pistols on my hip, small of my back and in my armpit.

Hmm, I might need more ammo and possibly a grenade launcher.

[rimrunner]

We'll be by directly, after picking up Amanda and her arsenal of bladed weapons along the way.

[photopagan]

Okay. I will make pie.

[rimrunner]

It's not a proper zombocalypse without pie.

[greymalkin]

This is, I think, my favorite quote of the year, so far.

[greymalkin]

I'd ask if y'all wanted some company, but while Herself - ex-cop and all-around sensible person that she is - would make a fine addition to any survivalist group, in my current state I fear I am little more than a liability.

If the worst of the outbreak can be kept out of the Pacific Northwest until oh, say, November/December, when my arm should be back in the "normal use" range, then maybe I'll be worth having around in a kill-or-be-eaten crisis.

For one thing, I'll once again be able to use the rather formidable selection of bladed weapons I also own. :D

[photopagan]

I will hand you the M12 shotgun; you can shoot it one handed and still make a headshot.

[greymalkin]

8D

I would absolutely take you up on that! In fact, Herself and I have been talking about getting a shotgun...

Hey, does yours come with a pistol-grip? 'Cause, y'know, when fighting zombies, it's important to look badass.

And eat pie.