"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists." - Charlie Sheen

Live the Sheen Dream!

…and my daughter said "Eleanor Rigby, that's the - oh!" What? She explained that the words sung by the singers had synced perfectly with the timing of the Gold - Bond - Flour blinking up in the sky, and it was just neat, that's all, nevermind, I can't explain ( Read more... )

"To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas." - Leo Burnett

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

90 people get Swine Flu & everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS & nobody wants to wear a condom.

"Don't use quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'" - Isaac Asimov

"“Read my lips: No New Taxes"

-- George H.W. Bush, August 18, 1988

"What I've done throughout this campaign is to propose a net spending cut."

-- Barack H. Obama, October 15 2008

I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic, and we should stand up and say, 'WE ARE AMERICANS AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEBATE AND DISAGREE WITH ANY ADMINISTRATION!'

-- Hillary Clinton

"Scooter?? Mary, this is a Vespa!"

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birdmojo: Call me Anne Sullivan because I'm the Miracle Worker!

Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money. It's quite a characteristic of them. They then start to nationalise everything, and people just do not like more and more nationalisation, and they're now trying to control everything by other means. They're progressively reducing the choice ( Read more... )