You know what? If I were not an ornithologist and an artist,  I would probably be a philosopher and a botanist. Now THERE is something to think about, eh?

I feel like painting, but I think it's too late at night, I have a lot of work to do tomorrow... yearg

Just finished watching a hot dog eating contest on ESPN. Don't ask why. There was nothing on. Anyway, it was quite humorous. The two main competitors were, of course, American and Japanese. There was the typical all-American nice guy named Joey Chestnut, playing for his brother in Iraq, who was in the lead when I turned it on. But the Japanese guy ( Read more... )

I just went on an action-packed cleaning spree in the style of the Hanna. This means I used a lot of energy to clean barely noticeable things in barely noticeable ways. It is somewhat disappointing. Oh well. I am, however, very good at cleaning bathtubs. I got at least 30 years worth of stains plus purple dye stains off my bathtub once. Not that it ( Read more... )

I was taking a shower when a spider came out of my wall. LITERALLY crawled out a crack in the wall. It was about the size of a carpenter bee, meaning it was HUGE. It was one of those jumpy ones, but a lot larger. I was intially very wary, but after a while I decided it was adorable. I named him Mortimer. He has fuzzy striped legs and green eyes and ( Read more... )

wow.

i just found a split end not with two ends, but NINE. it looks like a fuckin' millipede.

my ipod has exactly 450 songs. it greatly surprises me that it is such a clean, even number like that. isn't that weird?! it is, fyi.

yeah. a strange and disturbing list of threats i somehow made up.
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I've been thinking about this for quite a while and i'm really wondering ( Read more... )

{...another one of my photoshop masterpieces XD}

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