the temptation was far too great...
Ask these questions out loud to your media player on shuffle:
What do you think of me, Windows Media Player?
Paralyzed--Mando Diao
(poor windows media player is emotionally paralyzed)
Will I have a happy life?
Offend in Every Way--White Stripes
(I'll take that as an adamant NO)
What do my friends really think of me?
Chicken Out--Gomez
(they think I'm a coward?...)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Love and Money--The Network
(lol!... that either means "yes" or I'm a whore...)
How can I make myself happy?
No Pun Intended--The Hives
(wow... happiness really isn't in the forecast, is it?!)
What should I do with my life?
Wagon Ride Return--Modest Mouse
(should I be a rancher? maybe I should ride the oregon trail...)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Crips--Ratatat
(XDlolrotfl)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
El Pico--Ratatat
(spanish dudes?!)
What do you think happiness is?
One Chance--Modest Mouse
(that kind of makes sense...)