<333333 i love this book so much it hurts, I swear to god. now excuse me while I make fake cover art in photoshop with colin firth and norman reedus instead of paying attention in class
AND SOMETHING ABOUT CROWLEY LETTING AZIRAPHALE LOOK AFTER HIS APARTMENT'S PLANTS FOR ONE DAY (BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE TAKES CARE OF PLANTS AS WELL AS HE TAKES CARE OF ANIMALS) AS CROWLEY WAS BUSY, AND WHEN CROWLEY CAME BACK, ONE PLANT WAS MISSING (HE KNEW THAT AZIRAPHALE HAD NOT-SO-SECRETLY BOUGHT HIM A NEW ONE TO REPLACE THE "MISSING" ONE, BECAUSE THE LEAVES WERE POSITIONED SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY) BUT THE OTHERS WERE MORE LUSH AND BLOOMING MORE BEAUTIFULLY THAN EVER WITHOUT CROWLEY EVEN HAVING DONE ANYTHING. (EXCEPT I CAN'T WORD THAT SECOND ONE PROPERLY)
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GOOD OMENS HEADCANON TUMBLR (I BET YOURS ARE BETTER THOUGH <3 <3 <3)
LOL YES CROWLEY WOULD TOTALLY PRETEND THAT NOTHING IS WRONG AND AZIRAPHALE DECLINES ALL FURTHER INVITATIONS TO LOOK AFTER PLANTS POOR THINGS POOR ANGEL
Like a demon who chooses which plants live or die?
I await your judgement.
Btw I do like this one: Crowley doesn’t throw away all of his reject houseplants. Instead, he plants them outside and leaves them to look after themselves.
Crowley is actually responsible for all the good classic literature in the world.
He influenced the authors, mostly because he knew Aziraphale likes to read so much, and he’s a big softy when it comes to his friends. Though if it was ever found out, he’d deny it
- The more inebriated Crowley becomes, the clingier he gets.
- Crowley once went back to Eden, just to have a look. (And when he got back to England, he got his first house plant.)
- Crowley actually likes children. One of the quickest ways to get the kid gloves taken off is to threaten a child.
yes HE WILL SMITE YOU well not smite but even worse HE WILL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH THE FIRES OF HELL
- Aziraphale is terrifyingly powerful.
fact. Also: remind me to never, ever, ever, ever let you read a fanfic called "The Sacred and the Profane". If you read it, you will cry and cry and cry and never recover.
No, seriously, only read it if you are genuinely prepared to be upset. It's basically how things would have gone if Crowley stayed an angel, and Aziraphale Fell instead
angel!Crowley is still Crowley; a reluctant, snarky, self-doubting, defiant martyr-person, BUT IT'S SO MUCH SADDER, SO SO MUCH SADDER.
demon!Aziraphale is still Aziraphale; very much on his own genteel, polite, old-book filled world inside his own head. more than he appears to be, and he smiles AND IT IS SO, SO FUCKING TERRIFYING.
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<333333 i love this book so much it hurts, I swear to god. now excuse me while I make fake cover art in photoshop with colin firth and norman reedus instead of paying attention in class
also you should write me some
GIVE ME YOUR HEADCANONS
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I CAN'T GEORGIE I'M NOT AS CREATIVE AS YOU
TRUTH
I'M NOT BEING MODEST I'M REALLY JUST NOT AS CREATIVE ;___;
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C'MON
YOU CAN DO IT
LIKE....
WHAT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DO THEY EACH DRINK AND WHY
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I CAN ONLY THINK OF STUFF LIKE
AZIRAPHALE'S FAVOURITE DRINK IS THE [SOMETHING WITH "DEVIL" IN ITS NAME] AND CROWLEY'S FAVOURITE DRINK IS THE [SOMETHING WITH "ANGEL" IN ITS NAME] BECAUSE OF REASONS.
AND
SOMETHING ABOUT CROWLEY LETTING AZIRAPHALE LOOK AFTER HIS APARTMENT'S PLANTS FOR ONE DAY (BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE TAKES CARE OF PLANTS AS WELL AS HE TAKES CARE OF ANIMALS) AS CROWLEY WAS BUSY, AND WHEN CROWLEY CAME BACK, ONE PLANT WAS MISSING (HE KNEW THAT AZIRAPHALE HAD NOT-SO-SECRETLY BOUGHT HIM A NEW ONE TO REPLACE THE "MISSING" ONE, BECAUSE THE LEAVES WERE POSITIONED SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY) BUT THE OTHERS WERE MORE LUSH AND BLOOMING MORE BEAUTIFULLY THAN EVER WITHOUT CROWLEY EVEN HAVING DONE ANYTHING.
(EXCEPT I CAN'T WORD THAT SECOND ONE PROPERLY)
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GOOD OMENS HEADCANON TUMBLR
(I BET YOURS ARE BETTER THOUGH <3 <3 <3)
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YES YES YES JUST LIKE WITH THE FOOD *claps wildly* *giggles* *claps more*
also you can just imagine Crowley ordering a "Booty Clappin' Angel" while Aziraphale is there, and Aziraphale's face
OH AZIRAPHALE YOU DARLING YOU BOUGHT A NEW PLANT
DID YOU THINK HE WOULDN'T NOTICE
I BET HE PRETENDS HE DOESN'T NOTICE ;_; AHHHH BOYS :33333
ohhhhhh link me to this tumblr! i bet it is amazing! I always want more headcanons
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LOL YES CROWLEY WOULD TOTALLY PRETEND THAT NOTHING IS WRONG
AND AZIRAPHALE DECLINES ALL FURTHER INVITATIONS TO LOOK AFTER PLANTS
POOR THINGS
POOR ANGEL
And here!
http://goodomensheadcanons.tumblr.com 0_0 Oooooooh...!
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omg I am going to run through all these headcanons
i shall tick or cross
like an imperious god
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I await your judgement.
Btw I do like this one:
Crowley doesn’t throw away all of his reject houseplants.
Instead, he plants them outside and leaves them to look after themselves.
I REALLY LIKE THE HOUSEPLANTS THING. DAMMIT.
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He relishes the thought of being able to clog up the internet as well as cause more physical litter around the world.
ALKDJALSKGVJBHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHA YES
Crowley is actually responsible for all the good classic literature in the world.
He influenced the authors, mostly because he knew Aziraphale likes to read so much, and he’s a big softy when it comes to his friends. Though if it was ever found out, he’d deny it
LET ME FALL IN A SLOW CIRCLE AND DIE
GODDAMMIT
THEIR LOVE IS SO CUTE
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Aziraphale proposed the Arrangement because he was lazy. Crowley accepted because he was lonely.
MY
HEARTTTTTTTTTTT
SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MY HEART
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- The more inebriated Crowley becomes, the clingier he gets.
- Crowley once went back to Eden, just to have a look. (And when he got back to England, he got his first house plant.)
- Crowley actually likes children. One of the quickest ways to get the kid gloves taken off is to threaten a child.
yes HE WILL SMITE YOU well not smite but even worse HE WILL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH THE FIRES OF HELL
- Aziraphale is terrifyingly powerful.
fact. Also: remind me to never, ever, ever, ever let you read a fanfic called "The Sacred and the Profane". If you read it, you will cry and cry and cry and never recover.
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CROWLEY'S CHILD CARE CENTRE
... WHERE ALL THE 'C'S DON'T REALLY HAVE THE SAME TONE \o/
AND THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T TELL ME OF SUCH A FANFIC AND NOT LINK ME *TANTRUM*
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:DDDDDDDDDD yes yes yes
No, seriously, only read it if you are genuinely prepared to be upset. It's basically how things would have gone if Crowley stayed an angel, and Aziraphale Fell instead
angel!Crowley is still Crowley; a reluctant, snarky, self-doubting, defiant martyr-person, BUT IT'S SO MUCH SADDER, SO SO MUCH SADDER.
demon!Aziraphale is still Aziraphale; very much on his own genteel, polite, old-book filled world inside his own head. more than he appears to be, and he smiles AND IT IS SO, SO FUCKING TERRIFYING.
and THINGS ALL GO WRONG
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