Understanding - Chapter 10
Title: Understanding
Rating: NC-17
Author: Dana (me)
Warning: yaoi, mpreg, crack, none beta
Pairing: Reita x Saga
Fandom: Jrock, gazette, alice nine
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own insanity, and I make no money with this... or in any other way... >_>
Author's note: ZOMG! Saga pregy & very, very special! Poor Reita...
Plot: you should really know by now... X3
~*~Chapter 9~*~
Saga gave into watching movies from the bed, movies selected by a group of psychos. The mellow selection was the result of the “no stress policy” presented to the future “uncles” so vigorously by Reita. Basically no scary horror movies, not tense thrillers and no fast actions movies. In Saga’s opinion the only thing that was stressing him was the fact that he was being treated like a baby. Shou and Kai even gave into talking to him like he was retarded.
He really felt a strong urge to punch Shou’s lights out when he climbed into his bed the day they started working on the nursery.
“Look I brought you a book!” Shou was talking in a sickeningly sweet voice.
The title was. “Pregnancy: The aftermath. Will I ever be fit again?” Saga read the title a few times over, unsure if he should laugh or cry.
“It will be useful!” Shou seemed to be blissfully unaware just how much Saga wanted to hurt him. He just couldn’t comprehend how sensitive Saga was to the subject of his weight. When Shou pressed his ear on Saga’s belly the overly hormonal mother actually contemplated hitting him on the head with the horrid book.
But Shou looked too innocent. He was talking to the baby with that annoying voice people use when talking to children.
“Today we are going to arrange your nursery Megumi! Aoi and Tora and right now carrying your cot up the stairs because Kai and Ruki have taken over the elevator and kind of messed something up. Now the two stupid are stuck and waiting for someone to fix the elevator. And I’m here hiding from work.” He grinned and looked up at Saga.
“They are stuck?”
“Oh yeah! Ruki called Reita from his phone and yelled at him. This was funny because we were actually able to hear it. Ruki has some pipes there. Poor Reita, he is still rubbing his ear. So~ Hiroto and Nao are outside in the hall, in front of the elevator doors, laughing their asses off listening to Ruki yell at Kai. It seems its Kai’s fault they jammed.”
“I wish I wasn’t stuck in this bed.” Saga wined.
“Well you can leave the bed, but no work and no stress. Just don’t move too much.” Shou got off the bed. “Come on, I’ll take you to the living room.”
Saga nodded and gladly got out of the bed. He knew Shou would get yelled at by Reita but he cared more about stretching his legs a bit. Plus all the commotion sounded fun.
When they got to the living room Saga’s predictions was proven right.
“Why did you get him out of the bed?” Reita yelled at Shou. He really was rubbing his ear.
“The doctor said he shouldn't move too much, not we should tie him up to the bed. He is too far along into this pregnancy for you to get kinky.” Shou grinned.
Saga was nodding in support of Shou’s reason up until he said the kinky part.
Shou continued, “Besides, I’m following him around and I’m just going to lead him to the couch. That way he won’t feel left out and he will get to see the entire circus.”
Reita raised an eyebrow, “Circus?” He shook his head, “Never mind that, shouldn’t you be working on the wallpapers with Nao?”
Shou pouted “Those wretches left me alone and went to laugh at Ruki and Kai! I don’t want to work alone.”
Saga tried to offer his help but just as he sounded his voice both Shou and Reita looked at him and yelled simultaneously “Don’t even think about it!”
Saga shut his mouth and pushed some pillows behind his back to get more comfy. Seconds later Uruha walked in, he was laughing and holding his stomach.
“Oh my god, my tummy hurts now.” He said through laughs.
“What happened?” Saga asked him.
Uruha looked up and noticed Saga was there, “You out of the bed? Is that ok?” He looked at Reita direction the other question at him.
“It’s fine.” Saga cut him off before Reita could say anything. “Now what happened?”
Aoi and Tora walked into the room and placed the large cot down.
“Why is to cot in one piece? Where did you guys set it up?” Saga asked Tora who looked less cranky of the two.
Aoi pointed a finger at Uruha and hissed “Idiot!”
Tora set down on a chair and laughed. It was not a happy laugh, more like out of misery.
Aoi spoke. “That idiot! He ordered the built cot. We left his to give the address and details in the shop and he told them there is no need for the shop to deliver the cot upstairs because we will come down and bring it up ourselves.”
He sat down and took a few breaths before he continued. “To make matters worse he ordered that the cot be delivered already built.”
Uruha was grinning madly. “I wouldn’t trust you with a hammer! It’s such a nice cot, you would ruin it. The shop employee asked me if we want a cot put together or in parts. I just did the logical thing. I thought the elevator would work!”
“Are those two still stuck?” Aoi asked.
Reita and Shou nodded.
“Poor Kai.” Uruha snorted.
“But why were you laughing?” Saga asked Uruha.
“Because he is an asshole!” Aoi yelled.
“You see I was helping with the cot” Uruha grinned and looked at Saga, “There was no point in all three of us carrying that thing up so I took the responsible duty of being the eyes of the group. Tora was walking backwards and Aoi kept his eyes fixed on the floor not to miss a step or something. I was walking in front of them for most of the time. Then my phone rang and while I was telling Ruki to take deep breaths Aoi and Tora walked right passed me.” He snorted and looked at Aoi only to receive a glare.
He continued, “So while they lacked my expert guiding, Tora who walked backwards, walked into an old lady and almost knocked her over.”
Shou and Saga gasped at the same time with a “No!”
Uruha giggled “Don’t worry, the lady is fine. But she dropped her bags. I naturally rushed to help her. While I was collecting the fruit she was yelling at Aoi and Tora. She called them scoundrels, punks, criminals and even bastards. She said stuff like: it’s all bad seeds, what do the parents do nowadays, and stuff like that.”
Tora finally spoke. “But if was a whole different story with Uruha who handed her back her bag. She called him a dear, a sweetheart, a gentleman. First she would scold us a bit then praise Uruha a bit. She told us we should look up to boys like Uruha. And he didn’t even try to tell her he knows us or that it was his fault I walked into her!”
He glanced at Aoi and continued. “It didn’t really help much when Aoi lost his temper.”
All eyes were on Aoi now and Uruha was still giggling.
“I yelled at her: Hey lady! We are under heavy load right now and you are stopping the traffic! Could you move?” Aoi stated it very grimly.
At that Uruha got into another laughing fit.
Tora buried his face in his hands. “Then she said she’ll call the police.”
“Well at least she moved out of the way.” Aoi stated.
Tora glared at Uruha. “If it wasn’t bad enough we had to sprint the last four floors, but we had to do it with Uruha’s laughter following us. He ran passed us about two floors later but we could still hear him laughing.”
Uruha look kind off insane but that effect was lessened somewhat by the fact that Shou and Reita were laughing with him.
They would talk more about it but they heard Ruki’s voice from the hallway. He was bellowing at seemingly everything amongst which were Kai, Nao and Hiroto.
“Looks like the tiny lion is out.” Reita grinned.
They wanted to ask a few questions the running figure of Kai, but the poor boy kept saying: “I gotta pee! I gotta pee!” Like some kind of mantra and ran in the direction of the toilet.
Ruki looked livid. It was both scary and funny. Well at least he made Aoi and Tora feel better.
“Are you ok? How did you get stuck?” Reita asked him.
“How? You wanna know how?” Ruki hissed. “Imagine an elevator filled with baby stuff, me and Kai go into the elevator so that we can get the stuff out of it faster when we reach our floor. But there is another guy who comes along and Kai tells him it’s ok for him to come with us because it will take a while for the elevator to get freed. Now we are in the elevator and Kai thinks he left his phone in the car and he needs it. The other guy politely presses the “stop” button so that Kai can go get his phone. But Kai is even politer. He said can wait for the phone so he presses for the elevator to go again. It was like I landed on “Planet Stupid”. The other guy pushes “stop” again saying he won’t hear of it and Kai should go get his phone it will only take a second. And then Kai pushes “Go” again saying how he doesn’t want to bother other people with his problem. Then the two morons press the buttons at the same time.”
“At that point the elevator had enough of their crap. The poor thing died, even the light went out. But what didn’t die was that annoying music in the elevator.” Ruki’s face twitched. “So I was stuck in the dark with two idiots apologizing to each other and a song I now know by heart. And then one of those two farted.” He looked up, “The road to hell in paved with good intentions!”
Uruha couldn’t take anymore, “I’m going to die!”
He wasn’t alone. Shou was in tears by then.
Aoi grinned. “Wow, I feel so much better now.”
Tora shorted, “I’m not sure who had the worse time here.”
Ruki turned around just in time to yell at Hiroto who was walking in with some of the stuff from the elevator.
“And what the hell do you think you were doing in front of the elevator?!”
He made poor Hiroto drop some of the things. Nao walked in and calmly stated “We were only waiting to help you guys carry the things inside.”
Luckily Ruki didn’t hear Shou say “Yeah right.”
Saga was giggling while he handed Uruha a tissue. “This really is a circus.”
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Word from Dana (I just have to bother you with this):
So, you have by now noticed which name won.
The votes were counted with my own high tech method beacuse LJ codes hate me... >_>' High tech voting method
I hope this chapter was fun for you guys to read, it sure was fun to write. X3
I just wanted a chapy without Saga crying...
Anyways~ this is the song I had in mind to be Ruki's hell in the elevator, download it if you wish. It might help you imagine what Ruki has been through better. XD Here you go: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vzqnw5 Have fun!
Rating: NC-17
Author: Dana (me)
Warning: yaoi, mpreg, crack, none beta
Pairing: Reita x Saga
Fandom: Jrock, gazette, alice nine
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own insanity, and I make no money with this... or in any other way... >_>
Author's note: ZOMG! Saga pregy & very, very special! Poor Reita...
Plot: you should really know by now... X3
~*~Chapter 9~*~
Saga gave into watching movies from the bed, movies selected by a group of psychos. The mellow selection was the result of the “no stress policy” presented to the future “uncles” so vigorously by Reita. Basically no scary horror movies, not tense thrillers and no fast actions movies. In Saga’s opinion the only thing that was stressing him was the fact that he was being treated like a baby. Shou and Kai even gave into talking to him like he was retarded.
He really felt a strong urge to punch Shou’s lights out when he climbed into his bed the day they started working on the nursery.
“Look I brought you a book!” Shou was talking in a sickeningly sweet voice.
The title was. “Pregnancy: The aftermath. Will I ever be fit again?” Saga read the title a few times over, unsure if he should laugh or cry.
“It will be useful!” Shou seemed to be blissfully unaware just how much Saga wanted to hurt him. He just couldn’t comprehend how sensitive Saga was to the subject of his weight. When Shou pressed his ear on Saga’s belly the overly hormonal mother actually contemplated hitting him on the head with the horrid book.
But Shou looked too innocent. He was talking to the baby with that annoying voice people use when talking to children.
“Today we are going to arrange your nursery Megumi! Aoi and Tora and right now carrying your cot up the stairs because Kai and Ruki have taken over the elevator and kind of messed something up. Now the two stupid are stuck and waiting for someone to fix the elevator. And I’m here hiding from work.” He grinned and looked up at Saga.
“They are stuck?”
“Oh yeah! Ruki called Reita from his phone and yelled at him. This was funny because we were actually able to hear it. Ruki has some pipes there. Poor Reita, he is still rubbing his ear. So~ Hiroto and Nao are outside in the hall, in front of the elevator doors, laughing their asses off listening to Ruki yell at Kai. It seems its Kai’s fault they jammed.”
“I wish I wasn’t stuck in this bed.” Saga wined.
“Well you can leave the bed, but no work and no stress. Just don’t move too much.” Shou got off the bed. “Come on, I’ll take you to the living room.”
Saga nodded and gladly got out of the bed. He knew Shou would get yelled at by Reita but he cared more about stretching his legs a bit. Plus all the commotion sounded fun.
When they got to the living room Saga’s predictions was proven right.
“Why did you get him out of the bed?” Reita yelled at Shou. He really was rubbing his ear.
“The doctor said he shouldn't move too much, not we should tie him up to the bed. He is too far along into this pregnancy for you to get kinky.” Shou grinned.
Saga was nodding in support of Shou’s reason up until he said the kinky part.
Shou continued, “Besides, I’m following him around and I’m just going to lead him to the couch. That way he won’t feel left out and he will get to see the entire circus.”
Reita raised an eyebrow, “Circus?” He shook his head, “Never mind that, shouldn’t you be working on the wallpapers with Nao?”
Shou pouted “Those wretches left me alone and went to laugh at Ruki and Kai! I don’t want to work alone.”
Saga tried to offer his help but just as he sounded his voice both Shou and Reita looked at him and yelled simultaneously “Don’t even think about it!”
Saga shut his mouth and pushed some pillows behind his back to get more comfy. Seconds later Uruha walked in, he was laughing and holding his stomach.
“Oh my god, my tummy hurts now.” He said through laughs.
“What happened?” Saga asked him.
Uruha looked up and noticed Saga was there, “You out of the bed? Is that ok?” He looked at Reita direction the other question at him.
“It’s fine.” Saga cut him off before Reita could say anything. “Now what happened?”
Aoi and Tora walked into the room and placed the large cot down.
“Why is to cot in one piece? Where did you guys set it up?” Saga asked Tora who looked less cranky of the two.
Aoi pointed a finger at Uruha and hissed “Idiot!”
Tora set down on a chair and laughed. It was not a happy laugh, more like out of misery.
Aoi spoke. “That idiot! He ordered the built cot. We left his to give the address and details in the shop and he told them there is no need for the shop to deliver the cot upstairs because we will come down and bring it up ourselves.”
He sat down and took a few breaths before he continued. “To make matters worse he ordered that the cot be delivered already built.”
Uruha was grinning madly. “I wouldn’t trust you with a hammer! It’s such a nice cot, you would ruin it. The shop employee asked me if we want a cot put together or in parts. I just did the logical thing. I thought the elevator would work!”
“Are those two still stuck?” Aoi asked.
Reita and Shou nodded.
“Poor Kai.” Uruha snorted.
“But why were you laughing?” Saga asked Uruha.
“Because he is an asshole!” Aoi yelled.
“You see I was helping with the cot” Uruha grinned and looked at Saga, “There was no point in all three of us carrying that thing up so I took the responsible duty of being the eyes of the group. Tora was walking backwards and Aoi kept his eyes fixed on the floor not to miss a step or something. I was walking in front of them for most of the time. Then my phone rang and while I was telling Ruki to take deep breaths Aoi and Tora walked right passed me.” He snorted and looked at Aoi only to receive a glare.
He continued, “So while they lacked my expert guiding, Tora who walked backwards, walked into an old lady and almost knocked her over.”
Shou and Saga gasped at the same time with a “No!”
Uruha giggled “Don’t worry, the lady is fine. But she dropped her bags. I naturally rushed to help her. While I was collecting the fruit she was yelling at Aoi and Tora. She called them scoundrels, punks, criminals and even bastards. She said stuff like: it’s all bad seeds, what do the parents do nowadays, and stuff like that.”
Tora finally spoke. “But if was a whole different story with Uruha who handed her back her bag. She called him a dear, a sweetheart, a gentleman. First she would scold us a bit then praise Uruha a bit. She told us we should look up to boys like Uruha. And he didn’t even try to tell her he knows us or that it was his fault I walked into her!”
He glanced at Aoi and continued. “It didn’t really help much when Aoi lost his temper.”
All eyes were on Aoi now and Uruha was still giggling.
“I yelled at her: Hey lady! We are under heavy load right now and you are stopping the traffic! Could you move?” Aoi stated it very grimly.
At that Uruha got into another laughing fit.
Tora buried his face in his hands. “Then she said she’ll call the police.”
“Well at least she moved out of the way.” Aoi stated.
Tora glared at Uruha. “If it wasn’t bad enough we had to sprint the last four floors, but we had to do it with Uruha’s laughter following us. He ran passed us about two floors later but we could still hear him laughing.”
Uruha look kind off insane but that effect was lessened somewhat by the fact that Shou and Reita were laughing with him.
They would talk more about it but they heard Ruki’s voice from the hallway. He was bellowing at seemingly everything amongst which were Kai, Nao and Hiroto.
“Looks like the tiny lion is out.” Reita grinned.
They wanted to ask a few questions the running figure of Kai, but the poor boy kept saying: “I gotta pee! I gotta pee!” Like some kind of mantra and ran in the direction of the toilet.
Ruki looked livid. It was both scary and funny. Well at least he made Aoi and Tora feel better.
“Are you ok? How did you get stuck?” Reita asked him.
“How? You wanna know how?” Ruki hissed. “Imagine an elevator filled with baby stuff, me and Kai go into the elevator so that we can get the stuff out of it faster when we reach our floor. But there is another guy who comes along and Kai tells him it’s ok for him to come with us because it will take a while for the elevator to get freed. Now we are in the elevator and Kai thinks he left his phone in the car and he needs it. The other guy politely presses the “stop” button so that Kai can go get his phone. But Kai is even politer. He said can wait for the phone so he presses for the elevator to go again. It was like I landed on “Planet Stupid”. The other guy pushes “stop” again saying he won’t hear of it and Kai should go get his phone it will only take a second. And then Kai pushes “Go” again saying how he doesn’t want to bother other people with his problem. Then the two morons press the buttons at the same time.”
“At that point the elevator had enough of their crap. The poor thing died, even the light went out. But what didn’t die was that annoying music in the elevator.” Ruki’s face twitched. “So I was stuck in the dark with two idiots apologizing to each other and a song I now know by heart. And then one of those two farted.” He looked up, “The road to hell in paved with good intentions!”
Uruha couldn’t take anymore, “I’m going to die!”
He wasn’t alone. Shou was in tears by then.
Aoi grinned. “Wow, I feel so much better now.”
Tora shorted, “I’m not sure who had the worse time here.”
Ruki turned around just in time to yell at Hiroto who was walking in with some of the stuff from the elevator.
“And what the hell do you think you were doing in front of the elevator?!”
He made poor Hiroto drop some of the things. Nao walked in and calmly stated “We were only waiting to help you guys carry the things inside.”
Luckily Ruki didn’t hear Shou say “Yeah right.”
Saga was giggling while he handed Uruha a tissue. “This really is a circus.”
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Word from Dana (I just have to bother you with this):
So, you have by now noticed which name won.
The votes were counted with my own high tech method beacuse LJ codes hate me... >_>' High tech voting method
I hope this chapter was fun for you guys to read, it sure was fun to write. X3
I just wanted a chapy without Saga crying...
Anyways~ this is the song I had in mind to be Ruki's hell in the elevator, download it if you wish. It might help you imagine what Ruki has been through better. XD Here you go: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vzqnw5 Have fun!