I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea and happened to look out the window. There was this dark shape moving around out in the field. At first I thought it was the neighbor's dog, but it didn't move like a dog...So I ventured out as far as the gate and studied the animal from there, trying to figure out if it was a black dog, a wolf or possibly a ( Read more... )

There's about a hundred wild turkeys prancing around in the field. It's only a matter of time before they storm the house. I wonder if a baseball bat would take them out. I wonder if I could even find a baseball bat...*muses ( Read more... )