Sunday Night Drunk
Haha, Wes and I went out for hibachi tonight* ("Asian Hooters") and, yeah, I had some sake and cognac. I'm drinking cognac, bitches! Um. Anyway, so before I left, I saw one of the funniest SNL sketches I've seen in a while --
The Office: JAPAN!
"It's funny because it's racist." - Ricky Gervais
Speaking of Ricky Gervais, who is everywhere -- like a funny plague, or something -- Wes and I were watching TV on Grand Theft Auto IV and saw a comedy routine by Ricky where he asked the question: "What is the funniest war?" It was probably one of the funniest, most offensive things I've seen in a long time. I laughed my ass off. If you have this game, take a few minutes, go back to your place, and turn on the TV. Watch TV for a little while. It was hilarious. It's very coarse, so I've decided our son is never to see this, but it's funny as hell.
I have to give them credit; they've put a lot of time into making the details in this game good.
Speaking of which, Wes and I also spent some time in the strip club, where he spent $250 on three crappy lap dances. That was funny, too, because we got into a hypothetical conversation about lap dances and strippers -- hypothetical because neither of us has ever gotten a lap dance before. We've been in a strip club before (for work -- haha, I'm serious), but neither of us has ever been in the Champagne room, so we have no idea what really goes on. We both concluded that lap dances are a waste of money, though. I especially think so because, as a guy, what's the point? The girl grinds on you, but nothing happens. How is that at all rewarding?
Then again, I'm not a guy, so what do I know? I think, as a girl, it'd be a bit more rewarding, because, at least for us, we don't make a mess when we... well, anyway. I don't think I need to go any further with that.
I should probably stop while I'm ahead.
I started writing this yet-untitled Michael fic. The only thing I've figured out is that it involves Sexual Harassment, Pregnant!Jan, Holly, and Kevin. There's other things too, but nothing is totally fleshed out. I'll probably have to throw in a Ryan cameo. You know, just because. I tried to pick it up when I came back, but apparently, I'm not coherent enough to write. Fiction, at least. The sordid details of my life require no creativity, apparently.
In any case, hope you all are having a great night.
*Because this didn't fit into the context of above -- Wes decides that he has to wake Dex up when the chef comes over to start cooking. So, he's been sleeping for a few minutes, and Wes wakes him up. And the chef goes and pours the oil on the grill table and then lights the match, and FOOM! The fire goes up. Well, haha -- it was awful, but you should have seen the look on our poor little guy's face. He freaks out, his face crumples up, and he cries for a few seconds. I felt so bad for him! He was okay a couple seconds later, but, man. Totally scared the crap out of him.
In retrospect, it kind of made me happy, thinking about all the new things he's going to experience in his life. I mean -- there's just so much -- he's never seen water, like a pool or a lake -- or a mountain, or fireworks -- or lightning -- or desert -- so many things! It's kind of exciting when you think that there's all things you get to share with your little one. There will be a lot of things that might still scare him (I still remember how much Gremlins scared me as a kid, LOL), but it's all a learning experience and there's so much world to experience. There's still so much I've never experienced, but it's neat thinking that I have, yet, someone else to share it with. :D
The Office: JAPAN!
"It's funny because it's racist." - Ricky Gervais
Speaking of Ricky Gervais, who is everywhere -- like a funny plague, or something -- Wes and I were watching TV on Grand Theft Auto IV and saw a comedy routine by Ricky where he asked the question: "What is the funniest war?" It was probably one of the funniest, most offensive things I've seen in a long time. I laughed my ass off. If you have this game, take a few minutes, go back to your place, and turn on the TV. Watch TV for a little while. It was hilarious. It's very coarse, so I've decided our son is never to see this, but it's funny as hell.
I have to give them credit; they've put a lot of time into making the details in this game good.
Speaking of which, Wes and I also spent some time in the strip club, where he spent $250 on three crappy lap dances. That was funny, too, because we got into a hypothetical conversation about lap dances and strippers -- hypothetical because neither of us has ever gotten a lap dance before. We've been in a strip club before (for work -- haha, I'm serious), but neither of us has ever been in the Champagne room, so we have no idea what really goes on. We both concluded that lap dances are a waste of money, though. I especially think so because, as a guy, what's the point? The girl grinds on you, but nothing happens. How is that at all rewarding?
Then again, I'm not a guy, so what do I know? I think, as a girl, it'd be a bit more rewarding, because, at least for us, we don't make a mess when we... well, anyway. I don't think I need to go any further with that.
I should probably stop while I'm ahead.
I started writing this yet-untitled Michael fic. The only thing I've figured out is that it involves Sexual Harassment, Pregnant!Jan, Holly, and Kevin. There's other things too, but nothing is totally fleshed out. I'll probably have to throw in a Ryan cameo. You know, just because. I tried to pick it up when I came back, but apparently, I'm not coherent enough to write. Fiction, at least. The sordid details of my life require no creativity, apparently.
In any case, hope you all are having a great night.
*Because this didn't fit into the context of above -- Wes decides that he has to wake Dex up when the chef comes over to start cooking. So, he's been sleeping for a few minutes, and Wes wakes him up. And the chef goes and pours the oil on the grill table and then lights the match, and FOOM! The fire goes up. Well, haha -- it was awful, but you should have seen the look on our poor little guy's face. He freaks out, his face crumples up, and he cries for a few seconds. I felt so bad for him! He was okay a couple seconds later, but, man. Totally scared the crap out of him.
In retrospect, it kind of made me happy, thinking about all the new things he's going to experience in his life. I mean -- there's just so much -- he's never seen water, like a pool or a lake -- or a mountain, or fireworks -- or lightning -- or desert -- so many things! It's kind of exciting when you think that there's all things you get to share with your little one. There will be a lot of things that might still scare him (I still remember how much Gremlins scared me as a kid, LOL), but it's all a learning experience and there's so much world to experience. There's still so much I've never experienced, but it's neat thinking that I have, yet, someone else to share it with. :D