what happened today hmmmmmmm
Well, i woke up and there was a noise outside my window so i picked up my pistol and crept outside, some dude was standing outside my window eating grapes. i said " look bitch if youre gonna stand there and eat grapes you need to give me some" "ok" he said so he handed me grapes and we sat down and talked about our view on our lives on the curb. then he said man my hoe hasnt paid me yet. it was then that i noticed that the man eating grapes outside my window was wearing a satin hat with a feather and a big white fur coat with a gold cain that had a rhinoceros on the top ( it was gold) . I said " well thats a damn shame" and he said yea I dont know what to do. tell the police i suggested. for some reason he gave me that look i think it was the your a fucking genius look but i could be wrong.nah he said i have a better idea how about we go teach her a lesson . " ok" i said and i ran inside to get my business 1 text book i thought she cvould use a lesson in business. little did i know she had other plans for my business book. so we hop in his caddillac and drive over next door( thats where his hoe lives) and i hopped out ready to teach this hoe a lesson . i go inside the house... for some reason this hoe didnt lock the door maybe its cuz i live in tarzana. i walk in and say suggie wuggie told me to teach u a lesson ( he was still standing outside) and i pulled out my book she said mmmmmmm i love big books and she swallowed it whole with her vagina. i said hell nop bitch and dove back in there ands got my book when i came out i was smelly as if i had just been sprayed by a skunk. it was then that i looked up and realized that the hoe whos pussy i just dove in was none other than shirmans mom... man that was wierd