damn it feels good to beat off

Mar 07, 2004 14:42

SO yea i came home last night and decided to beat off as usual, see its kind of a ritual, i go eat my pringles, any flavor will do then i go wash my hand whip out the lubriderm ( or if im feeling fancy Ahava .. its israeli lotion mmmm goiod smells nice too so it makes my penis smell good for awehile too) anyways and i decided hey why not go tell everyone abouthow i masturbate and what happened last night.
So first i get out the lotion right. then i get out my penis this is where it gets tricky i put my hand on my poenis and start going up and down at a medium pace but wait! i have to hold my balls to keep them from slapping my thighs ( its a very distracting noise when ur trying to beat off) and then when im about to bust i reach over and get my towel ( the towel i let people who sleep over use mua hahahaha) and i put it down and then i bust like a blind man at a blackjack game. and voila im down ok wow that took a lot out of me i dont feel like talking about what happened last night... ps solana let me beat off in her mouth and we saw her last night... man that was a sticky situation
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