based off a true story =P
Dad has
Simmered scallops, sauced spicily
Cooked clams, cleanly chewed
Funnel cakes, fervently cooling
Kettle corn, Kentucky created
I have
Limbering lobsters, lavished lovingly
Shrimp showered, showing shells
French fries, flimsily fanned
Bubbling broth, buttered bisque
Mom has
A salad.
Diets suck.