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So I was never very interested in seeing baby Suri... but now that I have, I can't believe how beautiful she is! I mean, I don't even like Tom Cruise anymore and Katie's a bit of a freak these days too. But did they produce a cute ass baby or what?
So last night Sam and I attempted to do homework in her room. It didn't really work out how we planned. Soon Mallory came in and we all started talking and what not. Then Kelly's boyfriend left(Sam is Suite mates with Kel and Mal)... making sure to leave us behind a little treat... and we all decided to put on clown make-up. This idea derived from the story that Kelly told us the other night about how a couple years ago, a girl got raped and/or murdered in a stairwell by a clown that was working some weird event. We laughed at the idea of him blowing up oversized condoms and last night we decided we'd make ourselves over and go around scaring people. I don't have my USB cord or else I'd post a picture of us. We even had fans... people actually followed us around Bechtel and took our pictures for us and we just ran around every floor making people laugh/hate us. We even had people ask the security gaurd at the front desk if that clown story was true and then we jumped out and attempted to scare him! He wasn't amused.
So I still haven't read my monologue for Beginning Acting and I'm pissed because it's just making me more and more nervous. Today this older woman in my class got up there and I swear to God, she goes:
"Hi my name is Betty Elsie and I'm not reading from a play or a movie. I'm going to tell you about my stories as an addict and a junkie."
And she went on and on... ADD LIBBING... about her first drink of alcohol when she was like 6. And how she got all messed up in alcohol, pot, coke, heroin and fucking MESCULINE. Holy shit. It wasn't EVEN add libbing.. it was just a fucked up story about how bad of a junkie she used to be and how she's apart of this new program. Of course, no one laughed or anything but i was DYING inside. I guess I almost admired her for telling us about what she went through but it was SUPER inappropriate and SUPER uncomfortable.
College life is shaping up quite nicely. Of course, there's tons of fucking homework to go along with it. Uhg.