Dearest Peter,
This has been a very tough month for you. First of all, you found out that Walter wasn't really your father, but in fact, your alternate father who'd kidnapped you as a child from your real world and brought you to our universe, thus setting off a chain of events that meant the other universe was ripping apart. Pretty heady stuff.
Then, when you got to go home and have the most epic, heartbreaking reunion with your mother (I shall never look at bacon in the same way again, and look, I am tearing up yet again), you didn't get to stay long before you found out that your real father was an evil bastard who wanted to stuff you into a machine that would cause our universe to blow up. The small side effect being that you too would blow up. And your real father doesn't care because he's evil, which makes me think that you mom should leave him and come to our universe and marry our Walter and you can all be happy (except that would probably make the universe crumble more and your momma would probably try to kill our Walter for kidnapping you and denying you bacon).
So, I understand that you've had a really rough month, I really do.
That being said, I think you should know...
YOU LEFT YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEHIND!
As I said, I just thought you would like to know that you accidentally left Olivia behind and took her double, with the awesome hair, instead as you probably didn't notice as you didn't know about the tattoo on the back of her neck and also because you were a bit distracted by the fact that your real father is pure evil. So, please don't be having sex with the alternate Olivia as that would just make things very awkward when you get the real Olivia back, and also please rescue our Olivia soon from the evil version of your father.
Until we meet again in the Fall.
Love,
Amber
P.S. Please be sure to have plenty of bacon (and OMG! I'm tearing up again).
P.P.S. Also, if you could manage to lose the shirt a bit more next season, it would be very appreciated.