The Adventures Of Bob and the Ratttler Ginormous
One day superhero Bob was making his way through the overgrown trails of the Congo in his trusty 4x4. It was, of course, Land Rover, his truly super vehicle. When all of a sudden Land Rover was thrown into the air by something that was definatley not it's super cushion hover suspension system. What Bob had mistaken for a very large tree was in fact a huge snake!!!!! "bumbumbum" Recovering from the crash, Land Rover deftly manuvered through the dense forest, but was no match for the gigantic snake. It was, of course, the infamous Rattler Ginormous!!!!!! Again the serpent struck at the vehicle and finally manage to smash in one of the windows, pulling Bob out by his now lacerated arm. The serpent surround Bob completly, getting ready to strike, when all of a sudden his head wavered. The snake began to writhe in pain smashing trees and crushing boulders with it's great strength. A few yards below the snakes head Land Rover lay broken. Land Rover had courageously driven himself full speed into the body of the snake using his "super-snake-killer-shovel-plow" to cut the snake wide open. Half digested animals, hair gel, and small airplanes spewed out of the snake's stomach. Bob quickly took hold of Land Rover's super shovel, and with a force that would impress iron man himself, cut of the snake's head with several mighty chops. (It would have been one-fell-swoop, but there were still far to many trees around to have room for a fell-swoop which usually require an open field or a prolonged battle.) Bob mourned for Land Rover, but knew this is how he would have wanted it. The Rattle Ginormous was dead.