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[greekoperadiva]

talking over the headset during the dress rehearsal for Schicchi:

Me: Is something burning
Random stage guy 1: matches?
random stage guy 2: candles?
random stage guy 3: My passion for you.

Random stage guy 2: Be careful what you tell these guys, they repeat everything.
Me: everything I'm saying I've said to these people
Random stage guy 3: Brutal
Me: I have been called brutal.
Random stage guy 1: I've been called Malique.
Randome stage guy 2: I wish someone would call me...

Random stage guy 3: Hey you know I found out the movie Tristan und Isolde is based on an opera!
and it's also where we get the "tristan chord"
Random stage guy 1: Really?!
Me: Yes, its a Wagnerian Opera.
Random stage guy 3: I know - I learned that!
Random Stage guy 1: Dude you really want to hook up with an opera chick don't you?

ONstage: If you give me the mansion, the moolah and the sawmills at scranton, I'll give you a hundred smackers!
Randon stage guy 2: So is smackers like, Money?
Me: yeah
Random stage guy 1: no it means kisses
Random stage guy 2: which makes Simone saying it, that much creepier

Random stage girl 1: how much are tickets?
random stage guy 1: 13 bucks
girl: with student discount?
guy: that is with the discount, its 15 without
guy: at least thats what that weird bald opera guy with the frazzled out hair told me
Me: Mr. Aslanian
Random stage guy 2: I still can't say that.
Me: it's like onion. Mr.Aslanion
Random stage guy 3: Mr. Ashland?
random stage guy 2: Mr. Ass Onion?

I love being on headset.