Last Fringe Show Dammit!
Hey all you people out there reading this.... yeah, the both of you
I have but one show left for the Fringe Festival. So far my last 4 shows, each possible to sell 100 tickets each, totalled a whopping 17 tickets...............
Deeply saddened I am not.
(talking like Yoda I must stop)
In the course of two days I have performed over 4 shows. Only one of them I was embursed financially for.
So, all you crackheads, tattoo nuts, gearheads, pierce freaks and such.... FUCKING COME TO THE LAST GODDAMN SHOW BEFORE I BLOW MY HEAD OFF WITH A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!!!
(speaking of which, it is perfectly legal to go to any K-Mart and buy these items all at once: Shotgun, hacksaw with metal cutting blade, dark black ski mask)
I have but one show left for the Fringe Festival. So far my last 4 shows, each possible to sell 100 tickets each, totalled a whopping 17 tickets...............
Deeply saddened I am not.
(talking like Yoda I must stop)
In the course of two days I have performed over 4 shows. Only one of them I was embursed financially for.
So, all you crackheads, tattoo nuts, gearheads, pierce freaks and such.... FUCKING COME TO THE LAST GODDAMN SHOW BEFORE I BLOW MY HEAD OFF WITH A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!!!
(speaking of which, it is perfectly legal to go to any K-Mart and buy these items all at once: Shotgun, hacksaw with metal cutting blade, dark black ski mask)