My tweets
- Thu, 21:34: My #baby smells like grape Kool*aid. No, I didn't spill on her. #wtf
- Thu, 21:42: Boooooooooooobies. That is all.
- Fri, 05:02: My one month old let us sleep for 6 hours last night. I'm grateful, I guess, but also worried about this anomalous behavior.
- Fri, 09:27: Docs say my funky smelling baby is probably just because I ate something funny. I don't know what I might have eaten, but it is plausible.