Apparently the world will not be satisfied until every train wreck celebrity has started their own clothing line. Who better to tell the common man and woman what to wear than a millionaire, after all? Naturally, we need more clothes. We all do. Everybody should be able to change hourly and still only do laundry once a week, right? That's the First ( Read more... )

Pilates probably does have some benefits.
Eventually.
Only time will tell.
However...
NO MORE ROLLING LIKE A GODDAMN BALL!!!
Fuck, that hurt.
And yes, I am using my snazzy new mat. Bugger this: I feel like someone scooped the lower left side of my torso out with a snow shovel.
I guess that would explain the dizziness.

(to the tune of the Flintstones theme song ( Read more... )

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I am pissed and tired. Pissed off, not piss drunk ( Read more... )

Hello everyone ( Read more... )