notebooks
i was sitting around in the last few weeks wondering what to write. i was sitting around and i added to one of my little books. what these little books are, used to be i would go around and when i heard something funny i would jokingly say that has to go in my book and i would kind of try and remember it so i would open the palm of my hand and make an act like i was writing. well it would end uo that i never either remembered what i was trying to remember or i did and it was modified to fit the memory, back to the real notebooks well i started maybe 10 +- little notebooks mostly i carry them to remember littel things i would normaly forget. a big thing i do wiht these books is quotes if i hear one anywhere i write it down if i say a particularly whitty thing i write it down. so i was going to go through a few as time goes on also i woudl write what that quote means to me when i took it in and how it relates today so here goes the first one randomly selected from my notebooks
now ok i totlay picked the page and book at random but i figure its a good place to start i randomly picked one of the little note books by putting them in a bag and pulling one out then used a random nuber generator to pick the page so that its a quote from me is jsut the luck of the draw
ok let me set the stage i was on a trip about 3 years ago i took the trip in an rv i own with my then girlfriend ( names removed to protect the inocent/ and guilty ) to canada for a street luge race well we pull into town the day of the race and cant find the registration area. weve found the hill just not the registraton area so we ask directons now this RV is big and were towing a car so we have no way were going down little streets so we ask the local mounty and they are pretty clueless so we get these very confusing directoins in french.( oh yea i dont speak french ) so its decided that we will un hook the car and let it lead the way. ok now im driving the 34 foot long rv folloing a vw with my girlfriend driving the vw ( who did speak french) so she got the directions well there we are making our way up this rather twisty road in a bug and an rv so were on this very windy road going uphill in canada well we make this corner and she races up the hill and its a
S T E E P hill . well the rv has a problem there i am in a very large vehicle on one of the steepest hills i saw the whole trip well this is whn it happens the engine dies later on i figure out its because the fuel ran to the back of the tank and it basicaly ran out of fuel. well this thing is huge and wen it happened i lost the power steering and power brakes and the hill was very steep . close to 40% well heres where the first quote on the page comes in " shit shit shit shit shit oh shit shit shit im going to die shit " now durring this im trying to think because of all my training racing when you stop thinking you die. so at that moment im lookng and trying to remember my path up that same hill and rmembering that there was a cliff at that last turn so i do everything to slow it down i push the almost non exsistant brakes and get ready to pull on the non exsistant power steering and at that moment of clairity i remeber there was a driveway wth a grass hill . so i pull with all my might and beach this massive rv on that hill jsut missing the car in the driveway and plowing thrugh the logs the lady had put there to keep people form parking on her grass well it wasnt that easy on my way i got a prize i found myself taking down a nice vintage looking light pole cleaning it off at gournd level i have had some bad days but that was jsut the start i climb out and my ex now realized that for one im not behind her and second she can tell that was not the right way so she shows up and there i stand next to the rig standing next to a nun turns out this building im next to and the same building that at one point i had thought hey if i run into that i will slow down good thing i didnt it turns out that the building was an historic landmark. well after an hour and waitng for one of the officers who gave my ex the directoins to show up to explain why the hell she put us there . well i dont get a fine i jsut have to pay for the light and the mouny s give us a parking permit to park on the main boulivard. so there thats my quote for the day
now ok i totlay picked the page and book at random but i figure its a good place to start i randomly picked one of the little note books by putting them in a bag and pulling one out then used a random nuber generator to pick the page so that its a quote from me is jsut the luck of the draw
ok let me set the stage i was on a trip about 3 years ago i took the trip in an rv i own with my then girlfriend ( names removed to protect the inocent/ and guilty ) to canada for a street luge race well we pull into town the day of the race and cant find the registration area. weve found the hill just not the registraton area so we ask directons now this RV is big and were towing a car so we have no way were going down little streets so we ask the local mounty and they are pretty clueless so we get these very confusing directoins in french.( oh yea i dont speak french ) so its decided that we will un hook the car and let it lead the way. ok now im driving the 34 foot long rv folloing a vw with my girlfriend driving the vw ( who did speak french) so she got the directions well there we are making our way up this rather twisty road in a bug and an rv so were on this very windy road going uphill in canada well we make this corner and she races up the hill and its a
S T E E P hill . well the rv has a problem there i am in a very large vehicle on one of the steepest hills i saw the whole trip well this is whn it happens the engine dies later on i figure out its because the fuel ran to the back of the tank and it basicaly ran out of fuel. well this thing is huge and wen it happened i lost the power steering and power brakes and the hill was very steep . close to 40% well heres where the first quote on the page comes in " shit shit shit shit shit oh shit shit shit im going to die shit " now durring this im trying to think because of all my training racing when you stop thinking you die. so at that moment im lookng and trying to remember my path up that same hill and rmembering that there was a cliff at that last turn so i do everything to slow it down i push the almost non exsistant brakes and get ready to pull on the non exsistant power steering and at that moment of clairity i remeber there was a driveway wth a grass hill . so i pull with all my might and beach this massive rv on that hill jsut missing the car in the driveway and plowing thrugh the logs the lady had put there to keep people form parking on her grass well it wasnt that easy on my way i got a prize i found myself taking down a nice vintage looking light pole cleaning it off at gournd level i have had some bad days but that was jsut the start i climb out and my ex now realized that for one im not behind her and second she can tell that was not the right way so she shows up and there i stand next to the rig standing next to a nun turns out this building im next to and the same building that at one point i had thought hey if i run into that i will slow down good thing i didnt it turns out that the building was an historic landmark. well after an hour and waitng for one of the officers who gave my ex the directoins to show up to explain why the hell she put us there . well i dont get a fine i jsut have to pay for the light and the mouny s give us a parking permit to park on the main boulivard. so there thats my quote for the day