My 10 hour bus trip was lovely, thanks for asking. I spent most of it passed out, curled on my side to spare my tail bone. I forgot my hemorrhoid donut. There were crying babies. Urge to stab, rising ( Read more... )

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In other news, I took a bus up to Pai the day before yesterday, It involved 3 hours in the back of a bus going up an almost as tiny mountain road at ludicrous speeds. This is after I had a bag of noodles, a leg of chicken, and 5 cream filled breadstuffs for breakfast. I proceeded to read for two of those hours, and a peculiar sensation bubbled up ( Read more... )