The Celestial Art of Napping.
It isn't the sleeping part that's the issue.
Hell, it ain't even the getting to sleep part. Leave me to myself for ten minutes, and you will likely find me fast into a doze. Or with my nose buried deep in the twisted chasms of a novel.
The problem is someone waking me up and me trying not to smash a fork into the far side of their eyeball. While really not being awake enough to exert any self control.
Leave me in my happy place or be ready for the consequences!
Hell, it ain't even the getting to sleep part. Leave me to myself for ten minutes, and you will likely find me fast into a doze. Or with my nose buried deep in the twisted chasms of a novel.
The problem is someone waking me up and me trying not to smash a fork into the far side of their eyeball. While really not being awake enough to exert any self control.
Leave me in my happy place or be ready for the consequences!