A Consquence of Having A Brown Dinner

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So that entry just got lost...

So here's the shorter version, for your comedic pleasure, the british musical comedy troupe Flanders & Swann:

This first is Swann explaining the story behind a hat he is wearing on stage, Los Olividados:

http://www.iankitching.me.uk/humour/hippo/olives.html

And this one is the intro and song for The First and Second Laws Of Thermodynamics...which of course I found as the joke of the week on a physics site:

http://physics.about.com/cs/jokeoftheweek/a/flandersandswan.htm

Although if you can download audio files for them, that would probably make it about a thousand times funnier.