[fic] alles was zaehlt { a fiver [annette. roman. arse. g. 100 words.]
.a fiver
[annette. roman. arse. g. 100 words.]
notes; none.
warnings; none.
summary; they are the most luscious buttocks you're ever likely to see.
"Now that is a sight for sore eyes." I say, breathless with admiration as I ogle a passing man. Well, his arse.
Roman stands on tiptoes, peers over my shoulder. He purses his lips. "Meh, not bad."
"Not bad?" I scowl at him so hard I cannot breathe. "Are you gay or not? They are the most luscious buttocks you're ever likely to see; I would give up all of my worldly goods to walk arm-in-arm with a man of such …wondrous proportions."
"I don't think a never-ending stream of fries and a fiver will get you very far, Annette."
[annette. roman. arse. g. 100 words.]
notes; none.
warnings; none.
summary; they are the most luscious buttocks you're ever likely to see.
"Now that is a sight for sore eyes." I say, breathless with admiration as I ogle a passing man. Well, his arse.
Roman stands on tiptoes, peers over my shoulder. He purses his lips. "Meh, not bad."
"Not bad?" I scowl at him so hard I cannot breathe. "Are you gay or not? They are the most luscious buttocks you're ever likely to see; I would give up all of my worldly goods to walk arm-in-arm with a man of such …wondrous proportions."
"I don't think a never-ending stream of fries and a fiver will get you very far, Annette."