Park
I went to the park because it was sunny and I have no garden. I was wearing shorts. I saw an old man on a bike go past and look at me, then he went past nearer to where I'd chosen to sat. After about twenty minutes of sitting and reading I looked round and he was lurking behind a bush. So I got up and walked towards him only for him to scurry away and say "I was just taking a piss, honest!". So this is what happens if I wear shorts, or if I try to leave the house. Other people get fun encounters and things happening, I just get wankers. Dammit, I'll take a vegatable knife with me next time. Plenty of carrots to peel.