This turned out a little weird, but oh well.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, granthamtia sent to me...
Twelve rhiannon_1983s recycling
Eleven bethie_poos sewing
Ten sandwiches a-shopping
Nine cosmopolitans homemaking
Eight jeans a-decorating
Seven weddings a-spring
Six crepes a-flirting
Five je-e-e-esus
Four weight watchers
Three desperate housewives
Two holding hands
...and a csi in a greys anatomy.
Not sure about "5 Jesus", but I really like the "and a CSI in a Greys Anatomy".