Title: Flyswatting
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Team: Order of the Phoenix
Challenge(s): Dialogue only, grocery shopping
Word Count: Exactly 100
Rating: PG-13 for mild language
Notes: YAY! My Muse is back from Ibiza! This is purely for amusement and the first time I've posted here in I can't recall how long.

“For Merlin’s sake, Hermione!”

“What?”

“One would swear that you were malnourished to the ( Read more... )

Team: The Order of the Phoenix
Challenge(s): Monster Under the Bed, Dialogue Only
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Mild squick (?)

“Hermione, come to bed.”

“I’m sorry, Severus, I’m just worried about them.”

“Don’t.  They’re with Harry and Draco, they’ll be fine.”

“I thought you said you couldn’t trust those two.”

“I thought you said I could.”

“I’m ( Read more... )

Hermione smiled as she tucked the Potions master’s serpent back into the black folds of fabric.  She lightly stroked the head, her fingers drawing lazy patterns over the still-damp smoothness.

Licking her lips, she got to her feet and combed her hair back with her fingers.

“You be good now.  I’ll see you later.” Blowing a kiss, she left ( Read more... )

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Hermione’s tears fell on the earth, fast and thick, her meagre tissue unable to stem the flow.  She didn’t want to.

Hands touched her back, and whispered words of comfort passed by her ears, but she paid them no mind.

Her grief was blinding.

Severus was gone.  He’d fought the good fight, and won.  But ( Read more... )

Team: The Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100  
Challenge: Elf-Made Wine
Starring: Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Notes: Cuteness ;) (and for once, I didn't use dialogue!)

Hermione, Harry and Draco were in a fit of giggles.  Severus looked on, trying to hide his own amusement by taking a sip of the exceptionally good ( Read more... )

“What’s in the stocking?”

“I don’t know.  Go look.”

“Oh, you didn’t put it there?”

“No.  It was there when I got home.”

“Who’d leave a stocking suspended on our fireplace?”

"How on earth am I expected to know?  Now go and look, you infernal woman."

“Fine.  I’ll embrace my Gryffindor nature and go look in the stocking, self-preserving ( Read more... )

“Hermione Jane Granger, what are you wearing?”

“Oh rats, all this time I thought I was ‘Snape’.”

“Not in that you’re not.”

“Are you trying to say that it’s an abomination of your last name if I wear anything but robes?”

“Yes.”

“We'll be the abomination if we do.  Sorry old chap, but plain trousers and shirts will have to do.”

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“I loathe ( Read more... )

“Ah never see anybody could talk like dat Granger chile, oui.”

“How yuh mean? She like dat since she reach.  Severus sen’ warnin’!”

“Snape dotish ahwat? Like he eh know we go bad talk she.”

“Oh gosh, allyuh, she now come, give she a chance.”

“We go see.  But ah could tell yuh from now, crapaud smoke she pipe if she feel she could ( Read more... )