The first...
“Hermione, where are the pickles?”
“I ate them.”
“All of them?”
“Feeding your greedy baby.”
“But there was a whole jar. I’d call that gluttony.”
“Call it what you like; I’m still hungry and next on my meal plan is you.”
“You’ve given lust a new meaning.”
“Aren’t you proud?”
“I certainly envy your stamina.”
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“You’re so lazy!”
“You would be too if you were carrying a bowling ball around all day.”
“Surely teaching those brats counts.”
“Hardly. And your son has been venting his wrath at being cooped up in here for so long on my bladder.”
“Pity.”
“I ate them.”
“All of them?”
“Feeding your greedy baby.”
“But there was a whole jar. I’d call that gluttony.”
“Call it what you like; I’m still hungry and next on my meal plan is you.”
“You’ve given lust a new meaning.”
“Aren’t you proud?”
“I certainly envy your stamina.”
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“You’re so lazy!”
“You would be too if you were carrying a bowling ball around all day.”
“Surely teaching those brats counts.”
“Hardly. And your son has been venting his wrath at being cooped up in here for so long on my bladder.”
“Pity.”