Uncle George Always Wins
"George Weasley!"
The wedding party looked up to see the groom storming through the reception, full of ginger fury.
Wait… what? Hugo blinked.
Snape's long curtains of hair were no longer black, but bright orangey red.
Hugo tried to suppress his mirth until he noticed that even Mum was snorting with laughter.
Uncle George was grinning ear to… well…
"You impertinent, disrespectful child!" hissed Snape. "I'm going to-"
"You're going to what?" George asked cheerfully. "Cut my other ear off?"
Snape flushed through his freckles and walked away, muttering incoherently.
"Welcome to the family, Sev!" George called after him.
The wedding party looked up to see the groom storming through the reception, full of ginger fury.
Wait… what? Hugo blinked.
Snape's long curtains of hair were no longer black, but bright orangey red.
Hugo tried to suppress his mirth until he noticed that even Mum was snorting with laughter.
Uncle George was grinning ear to… well…
"You impertinent, disrespectful child!" hissed Snape. "I'm going to-"
"You're going to what?" George asked cheerfully. "Cut my other ear off?"
Snape flushed through his freckles and walked away, muttering incoherently.
"Welcome to the family, Sev!" George called after him.