The Office
Title: The Office
Team: The Order, dahling
Challenges: Headmistress Hermione, Dialogue Only
Word Count: 1 x 100
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
A/N: This was just cooked up and is betaless -- forgive its faults. I was feeling guilty (an entirely Good and Order-like emotion) about not drabbling in a while...
“You can’t just barge in here like this! I am Headmistress of this school!”
“A position I held before you were even -“
“Oh, you were headmistress?”
“Hermione.”
“You don’t even have a portrait!”…”Are you honestly still sore about that?”
“Hmph. I’m afraid I am quite sore.”
“At least you can admit it.”
“After twenty years of marriage I should sincerely hope I can communicate with you, woman.”
“Severus, that’s so sweet! Oh, don’t smirk at me. You are still an abominable man - oh! An abominable, quite attractive - Severus, not on the desk!”
“Phineas, get these portraits the hell out of the Headmistress's office.”
“Yes, Headmaster Snape.”
“That smirk does not become you, Headmaster - OH!”
"I like it when you call me Headmaster."
**
EDIT: my subconscious shamelessly snitched that last line from the Notorious B.I.G's "Big Poppa" -- he raps "I like it when you call me Big Poppa" -- please picture Severus doing that. It has had me in hysterics at work for hours now.
Team: The Order, dahling
Challenges: Headmistress Hermione, Dialogue Only
Word Count: 1 x 100
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
A/N: This was just cooked up and is betaless -- forgive its faults. I was feeling guilty (an entirely Good and Order-like emotion) about not drabbling in a while...
“You can’t just barge in here like this! I am Headmistress of this school!”
“A position I held before you were even -“
“Oh, you were headmistress?”
“Hermione.”
“You don’t even have a portrait!”…”Are you honestly still sore about that?”
“Hmph. I’m afraid I am quite sore.”
“At least you can admit it.”
“After twenty years of marriage I should sincerely hope I can communicate with you, woman.”
“Severus, that’s so sweet! Oh, don’t smirk at me. You are still an abominable man - oh! An abominable, quite attractive - Severus, not on the desk!”
“Phineas, get these portraits the hell out of the Headmistress's office.”
“Yes, Headmaster Snape.”
“That smirk does not become you, Headmaster - OH!”
"I like it when you call me Headmaster."
**
EDIT: my subconscious shamelessly snitched that last line from the Notorious B.I.G's "Big Poppa" -- he raps "I like it when you call me Big Poppa" -- please picture Severus doing that. It has had me in hysterics at work for hours now.