what is sin, anyway?

Nov 16, 2006 12:54



The gayness just keeps coming!

Another from HuffPo:
Sinful vs. Disordered
Ross M. Levine
(with all due apologies to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops)

If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll sleep with your same-sex partner and yell “Holy Mary Mother of God!” at the moment of climax.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll yell “Forgive me, Jesus!”

If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll have gay sex and know that you'll suffer for it in the next life.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you won't have gay sex and suffer for it in this life.

If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll come out at the church picnic.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll come out in the confession box.

If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll run from gay bashers.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll pray with them.

If you're a sinful homosexual, you may have the option to adopt.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll have no option but to adapt.

If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll have gay sex but not Communion.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll have the wafer but no cigar.

If you're a sinful homosexual, being attracted to someone of your own sex could lead to a great relationship.  If you're a disordered homosexual, it could lead to a divorce.

If you're a sinful homosexual, you may as well skip therapy because you don't want to be cured.  If you're a disordered homosexual, you may as well skip therapy because you can't be cured.

If you're a sinful homosexual, the Catholic Church will reject you because you can have the sex you want.  If you're a disordered homosexual, the Catholic Church will accept you because you don't want the sex you can have.

I'm disordered, but it sure ain't about my sexuality, thanks.

lgbt, satire, comparative_religion

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