The gayness just keeps coming!
Another from
HuffPo:
Sinful vs. DisorderedRoss M. Levine
(with all due apologies to the
U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops)
If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll sleep with your same-sex partner and yell “Holy Mary Mother of God!” at the moment of climax. If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll yell “Forgive me, Jesus!”
If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll have gay sex and know that you'll suffer for it in the next life. If you're a disordered homosexual, you won't have gay sex and suffer for it in this life.
If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll come out at the church picnic. If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll come out in the confession box.
If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll run from gay bashers. If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll pray with them.
If you're a sinful homosexual, you may have the option to adopt. If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll have no option but to adapt.
If you're a sinful homosexual, you'll have gay sex but not Communion. If you're a disordered homosexual, you'll have the wafer but no cigar.
If you're a sinful homosexual, being attracted to someone of your own sex could lead to a great relationship. If you're a disordered homosexual, it could lead to a divorce.
If you're a sinful homosexual, you may as well skip therapy because you don't want to be cured. If you're a disordered homosexual, you may as well skip therapy because you can't be cured.
If you're a sinful homosexual, the Catholic Church will reject you because you can have the sex you want. If you're a disordered homosexual, the Catholic Church will accept you because you don't want the sex you can have.
I'm disordered, but it sure ain't about my sexuality, thanks.