It's a very, very gay week at
The Huffington Post!
Agenda for the Meeting of the Homosexual Conspiracy, November 15, 2006Larry Arnstein
- Read minutes of previous meeting.
- Report from Subcommittee On Converting Heterosexuals.
- Report on recent success with the Evangelical community.
- Resolution that Evangelicals be advanced to the head of the Target List.
- Report from Committee on Homosexual Science.
- Clinical study: Spreading homosexuality like an infectious disease.
Short Coffee break and orgy.
- Reconvene Meeting.
- Proposal to create Committee To Destroy Marriage.
- Ideas solicited. Vote on proposal. (Volunteers for this committee, if approved, can sign up between now and next meeting.)
- Report from Subcommittee on Priorities, Homosexual Agenda Committee.
- Proposal that Scoutmaster Program be moved up from item #9 to item #7, Priests & Pedophilia Program be moved down from item #4 to item #12, since there isn't much left to do.
- Report from Committee to Take Over Government.
- Tribute to Mark Foley
- Welcome to Speaker Pelosi. Draft Letter of Instructions to Speaker.
- Final prayer to Satan, selection of gay bar for after-meeting drinking, methamphetamines, sex.
(Preceding document was provided to
Ironictimes.com by a highly-placed source not authorized to speak for the Homosexual Conspiracy, who insisted on anonymity due to the sensitive nature of the subject.)