I knew I'd missed too many meetings

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It's a very, very gay week at The Huffington Post!Agenda for the Meeting of the Homosexual Conspiracy, November 15, 2006
Larry Arnstein

1. Read minutes of previous meeting.
2. Report from Subcommittee On Converting Heterosexuals.
1. Report on recent success with the Evangelical community.
2. Resolution that Evangelicals be advanced to the head of the Target List.
3. Report from Committee on Homosexual Science.
1. Clinical study: Spreading homosexuality like an infectious disease.

Short Coffee break and orgy.

1. Reconvene Meeting.
2. Proposal to create Committee To Destroy Marriage.
1. Ideas solicited. Vote on proposal. (Volunteers for this committee, if approved, can sign up between now and next meeting.)
3. Report from Subcommittee on Priorities, Homosexual Agenda Committee.
1. Proposal that Scoutmaster Program be moved up from item #9 to item #7, Priests & Pedophilia Program be moved down from item #4 to item #12, since there isn't much left to do.
4. Report from Committee to Take Over Government.
1. Tribute to Mark Foley
2. Welcome to Speaker Pelosi. Draft Letter of Instructions to Speaker.
5. Final prayer to Satan, selection of gay bar for after-meeting drinking, methamphetamines, sex.

(Preceding document was provided to Ironictimes.com by a highly-placed source not authorized to speak for the Homosexual Conspiracy, who insisted on anonymity due to the sensitive nature of the subject.)