"Are you kidding me? I listened to the blues when I was still in my father's sack"
I love PETA. They remind me of why I am, as my neighbor put it, "A meateater." Stumbled onto this today; it's directed at kids which makes it all the better...
http://www.peta.org/feat/meatrix/
It's more disturbing in many ways than that Kikkoman superhero and the large-testicled racoon that roukzeptea23 brought to our attention not too long ago.
On another slightly related note, I am currently making a tasty beef dish. It'll end up being sort of like nachos and includes 5 of the 7 Prime Ingredients, but not so much that most people would think "Oh, hey, nachos." upon seeing it. Thus, I have decided to name it the Moopheus Platter.
That is all.