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[grammarcracker]

Fuuuuck. I turn my back for one fucking second and the stupid little trash in the office are putting up Christmas decorations.

Did I miss something? Because the last time I checked the office was not the place to flaunt your holiday cheer. The next person I see hanging mistletoe in the doorways is getting it shoved down their fucking throat. Also,

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in which kyoko's insult is more of a term of endearment

[alwaysbooked]

Scrooge :)

You're on my list. Yes, yes, I don't care how annoyed you get with me, and yes, I don't expect anything in return. But I will be knitting you something, so at least you won't be cold come January.

in which squalo is unnecessarily spiteful

[grammarcracker]

What does that make you then, Tiny Tim?

I hope to god you're talking about a hit list and not a christmas list. Fucking hell. Do not knit me something or I swear to god I will burn it and force feed the ashes to you your brother.

oh come on, don't be like that ♥

[alwaysbooked]

Maybe Bob Cratchit?

What? I'm going to knit for you regardless; if you don't want to keep it that's your poor choice. Besides, it's not like I'm going to use disgustingly neon colors. Won't even be Christmas colors, I promise.

White or black? I'll even give you a choice.

Re: oh come on, don't be like that ♥

[grammarcracker]

Marley...?

Don't waste the effort. I don't need a scarf.

[alwaysbooked]

Hahaha, that does sound about right! All I can think about is the Muppets version now...

Yes, you do. If you're complaining about being cold all the time.