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Fuuuuck. I turn my back for one fucking second and the stupid little trash in the office are putting up Christmas decorations.
Did I miss something? Because the last time I checked the office was not the place to flaunt your holiday cheer. The next person I see hanging mistletoe in the doorways is getting it shoved down their fucking throat. Also, whoever hung that tinsel in my office better fucking FESS UP BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT.
I fucking hate December. It's fucking cold.