The worst is when there's nothing technically wrong with the day you just had, and you still feel so miserable you could hold your own head under the toilet until you stop kicking.

For Sale: My Brain.

Sometimes I forget that I am not in any way a whole or functional person, and I do not actually know how to relate to other people, nor do I in any way understand why they do the things they do.

Fortunately, life never neglects to remind me of this fact.

My stomach can pretty much just go to hell, at this point.

The worst part about making decisions is the days when it doesn't feel like they made any difference at all. When you decide to write the great American novel, and wake up in no mood to do any such thing, spend the day guiltily avoiding the word processor, and eventually do something dumb like have five shots of vodka to make the raging guilt and ( Read more... )

So, last night, I stayed out until 1:30 am, shopping. When I got home, I suddenly remembered that I had never paid the water bill. I spent 30 minutes looking for the damn thing, only to find that it was in my pocket, the entire time. I seriously got so mad I had to go outside and vent, for a while. I came home and fell soundly asleep on the ( Read more... )

...but that doesn't make for good copy ( Read more... )

Eleven. Hours. Of. Work ( Read more... )

This was my day off to get stuff done, and I did...eventually ( Read more... )