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I guess I haven't updated in a while. Here is a summary of current events.

ninvampiress and I are flying home in two weeks to meet the family. This will be the first time I've been home in four years. It's been too long ( Read more... )

"I don't think people who don't masturbate really deserve good orgasms." - ninvampiress

I want to ravage you in a darkened corner.

xPeeps is MySpace with tits. Unfortunately it's still new, and no one is on it yet. All of you should go sign up and add me so we can get high, drunk, and naked together.

Sex is awesome. Sex with ninvampiress is even more so.

The whole world is porn, baby.

good morning, class

good morning, Miss

teacher caught me masturbating underneath the desk
she looked at me and winked her eye and said "see you after class"
i heard the school bell ring that told me that the day was done
she called me back and locked the door, my lesson's just begun

teacher's pet, teacher's pet
teacher's wet, teacher's wet

( sitting down, she crossed her legs )

taking the "what greek god are you" quiz on OK Stupid, and one of the questions is:

Who would you rather have sex with?
() My wife/husband
() Someone who is not my wife/husband
() Someone else's wife/husband
() My wife and husband and yours too

I think the correct answer is obvious to everyone.

If there is a person on your friends list you would like to take, hold against the wall, and fuck them until they scream, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal. x 100